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Who's playing? LANA: Archer.
What’s your blood type? How would I know?
You got me. Well, that's just super.
Aah! Ow!
So now you thinking, "Did he fire eight shots, or only--?"
Hang on.
...unless you have a better idea. State-dependent memory.
You know what? Yes. Here's what we do.
RILEY: Which this idiot shot to pieces--
No, I'm A-negative too. Eh? Blow it up.
How would you not? Who am I, Karl Landsteiner?
Get your coat. We're Leaving. Before This Cruddy School Burns To The Ground.
Goddamn it, Archer. Ray needs O-positive blood or he's gonna die.
Lana.
A helicopter. There's an old Huey down by the dock...
ARCHER: How you doing, Riley? How the hell do you think I'm doing?
Jeez, how about a little warning? I said, down, herd.
it's not Algonquin for anything
Oh, right, right. Right, of course, of course. Not him. Start with Lana.
Today, please! BUCKY: Unh!
MALORY: He what? What? You little--
Men's pajamas? For God's sake, woman, Where is your pride?
Get Cyril in here! I need him to find a way to pay for all this!
They should've rescued Sterling and Rip from the pirates hours ago.
--Versus the Archers of Loafcrosse.
Just trying all my usual passwords.
ARCHER: No thanks to you.
So every time it doesn't, I just assume it's not her, not calling to say they--
Ray?
What about me? Yeah, and me?
Ray, I'm kidding. Don't be like that.
Ha. There's a lesser man than you?
...of the gay man as a collegiate cheerleader.
Okay... then i guess