Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everything else? None of your business.

Well, that's more than anybody else you've dated.

Hey, you're still good to take Dad that week I have to go to DC for Sam's class trip, right?

- Yeah. - Okay.

What are you thinking?

Every girl I've been with.

While they're doing this, a little bit of that.

And it's out of here!

that if you don't start shaving up here, I'm gonna stop shaving down there.

It was nice to have met you...

I'm your boss. Give me your pants.

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. She does, right?

It's okay, you don't get it.

He said that he didn't want the job.

World's stupidest instrument.

- Yeah, he's gonna stay with me in New York. - Oh, good.

Listen, we'll get some coffee in you before the interview. You'll be fine.

I believe in the freedom of science fiction.

He's emotionally unavailable, but if you'd like...

No... This thing thinks I'm you and you're me.

No. It's the East River.

Just pure anthropological research.

Come on. Is something going on here? You've been acting really weird.

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- You don't have to do that, Dad. - I know. I wanna look at the boat.

Do we have to power-walk everywhere we go?

I thought this would be a good way to take your mind off him.

Hey, Uncle Dylan.

and she was really good at it.

No. The makeshift sign made out of lipstick, that's me.

- Okay. All right. - Well, not... Just go, just go.

Oh, hi. Where's Dylan Harper?

It's so good to have you here.

Stop balding, fatty

- Jamie! - Hey!

What's up, buddy?

No, we're talking, like, 8 times 6 equals 1,200.

then anyone can.

- I'm gonna go talk to her. - Now?

It's a lightning bolt! With extra powers!

I mean, Magnum P.I. couldn't solve the shit going on up here.

Is this why you were late?

- So clever. - It's not a real college, by the way, buddy.

Really? I just assumed, art director and, you know...

Timing was really right.

- Let's go with Obama. - No, no, no, no!

I totally understand that, but I'm with my dad

- Come on, come on. - You're showing me Times Square.

All right, all right.

Dylan never told me about your dad.

When your hungry and there's nothing to eat and there's still nothing to eat

- What are you looking for? - The cops.

- Sex? - No, casual sex.

You're the good peeps, dude.

Does he say anything?

- Why'd you move? - My mom really likes to break up with guys,

Pull your pants up Your leaking piss

Yeah, you know it.

Daniel No heaven

Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry, you cannot do this.

- Nope, you're good to go. - We talked about this.

- You said that. - I meant it.

- Everything okay, buddy? - Yeah, buddy. Everything's great.

Yeah, it's been tough on him. They were real close.

- Your ass is a little bony. - Much better.

I don't want your pity.

- You okay? - I'm fine.

This is your apartment. I don't wanna twat-block you.

- It dries them out. - It doesn't. They have a peel.

- No. - I'm kidding. I got it. Good night.

No, no. Enjoy it. Take it all in.

and over here we have contestant number 26... miss mouk!

Oh, please, you are no better.

- That one. - Who cares what anybody thinks?

Well, your Prince Charming isn't coming to rescue you in a horse and carriage.

Sammy and I built a saw-a-girl-in-half box, so just be careful on your way to bed.

And if any of these cameras are hooked up to the actual Scientology Center,

- Why are you sitting down? - It's easier to control.

Did you wash your hands?

No. No. They kind of just do it for fun.

First up is Joey Morena, who's fluent in Vietnamese

Any friend of Jamie's is cool with me.

that was an inappropriate joke and I apologize.

- I miss you. - I miss you, too, bud.

You wanna be happy?

Put your pants back on Your butt is exposed

Come talk to me after. Give me five minutes of your time.

It doesn't matter how people look at him.

Look around. I'm from LA, okay?

Do you want more beer?

Not Third Eye Blind.

Keep your hand still. I'll move the iPad.

- Shirt. - Sweater.

Portrait for the lovely couple?

And just know that I am not at all crushed by this breakup.

Booty call. I can take a walk around the block.

- Eighty. - One.

- His postmodern interpretation... - This shit is amazing.

I'm asking you to show me a restaurant.

And I have a date this Saturday.

He bought it when there was nothing else here.

They'd forget all about drilling me for being single.

And since we're just friends, I don't have to be insecure about my body.

I'd still go with pants to a cookout.

If a prostitute and a ruthless businessman can fall in love,

I just really gotta go.

Nothing is wrong with you.

I know how you girls get. Tick-took, tick-took.

I'm trying not to.

This dog is chasing after the little girl and the pig.

Sorry to just show up like this.

and I'm glad that you have a five-date rule.

I'm just gonna shut myself down emotionally.

- Wanted superpowers. - Yeah.

And, hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures.

Although, I gotta warn you, lot of cancer doctors, big assholes.