Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It's kind of funny. - It's kind of funny.

It's a huge move.

So, my door is always open.

He's got ears like an elephant.

BACKSTREET BOYS!!!

I haven't seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.

- You did just then, though. - This does not count. I'm not in the moment.

- Why am I still having this conversation? - Because I'm right.

If you tell anyone about this, I will rip your ears off

Did your boobs get bigger? Mom, I'm over here.

Me to my friend

- You made it. - Sorry I'm late.

To tel/ you that

And then we're gonna sing. We're gonna...

Whatever happens, we stay friends.

because otherwise I don't get my bonus.

- Oh, my butt. - Really?

Why would you keep bananas in the fridge?

Do these people get paid for this?

- A little more... Whoa, too far! - Sorry.

- They're still breasts. - Thanks.

How'd you know I was up here?

I want you to meet my parents.

So you guys have known each other for a while?

I'm not taking that thing on the subway. I don't wanna get rolled.

- I know! Give me your pants. - What?

Something came up. Let's meet tomorrow.

my girlfriend With me

Okay, let's go boy, girl, boy...

Oh, my God, I just called him Jason.

Yeah. Well, it's my job.

before I break his fucking skull?

Well, look, there's no question that you are talented at what you do,

Of course I'm coming.

I'm whispering in the ear of a dead man.

- What the hell are we doing? - I don't know.

I'll make sure he brushes his teeth, and you, don't believe anything she says.

You guys use the same leave-in conditioner.

I don't understand.

You pulled my robe off. Oopsy. Remember?

Let's have sex like we're playing tennis.

Thank you for doing this before the concert, by the way.

We're looking for someone to lead the redesign of our entire website.

You know what? I will come out.

It's not who you want to spend Friday night with,

- Oh, you poor kid. - I'm not proud of it.

Wow, you grew up here?

How's your boy Parker? Still staring at trees?

New York's so crowded.

Maybe you should care a little bit less about work

- Come with me to LA. - What?

Hi, you've reached Jamie Rellis. I can't pick up the phone right now

That never works, bro.

- You liked her enough to have sex with her. - It's just physical.

The engineering on these planes is so advanced.

the city's only real landmark.

Because we don't like each other like that.

And I know you've heard a million times, life is short.

I mean, I'm the only friend you have in New York.

- See if I still have game. - Okay.

I mean like a real girl. Not a friend.

- This is a good one. - So...

- What is this? - It's a flash mob.

so he wants to set you up with his brother.

What's going on in there?

Well, at least let me drive you to the airport.

Who would've thought Third Eye Blind could be so prophetic?

Your lips. Yeah. I thought you might be a good kisser.

- All right, man! - Look at you!

I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie.

- We're just friends. - Oh, no, I know.

- How was your day? - It was okay.

but this time it's actually in my apartment.

- Hey. - You made it.

- Chinese fire drill. - Okay. Go!

- Like a fish... - Yeah, I get it, Tommy.

- We're friends, let's stay friends. - Yes. Yes, this, I don't wanna lose this.

Thank you. That's enough.

I was conned by some headhunter.

Thank you. Thank you for everything.

they could get rid of a pilot and use his salary for a hot lunch.

Maybe she'll listen. There's always a way.

I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliché of true love.

It's not Third Eye Blind. Can you believe that?

That's really... That's enough of the tennis.

than the someone who's doing the sweeping.

- Yeah. Hey. - Hi.

Do you know how many men in my life I thought were really perfect?

Oh, no, not that one. The one on top.

- What do you mean? - Sleeping together.

Totally kidding, by the way. Just an old friend of mine.

I thought you weren't on call today.

I could put up a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs

- Choir. - What?

Yeah, bro. You're gay.

Oh, hey! Are you done with this? All met up?

The bedroom has better light.

after they play tennis.

Where is she, anyway?

What do you mean you have a fear of heights?

Taking something so pure and commercializing it?

He's from LA. I figured he's into all that bullshit.

you happy now you pressed the help button and saw what happened? oh you're very naughty don't do it again! you hear that? you've been warned. oh ok now i don't wanna go home yet! oh just for a little while just this once? oh but i don't wanna feel overexausted and felt i haven't brought anything. faye.

is that life is goddamn short and you can't waste a minute of it.

it's 90 degrees, it's like 100,000 degrees.

But he's very visual, thank God.

I keep my socks on. Intimacy issues.

I miss you guys, but I'm good.

Just hang on, baby.

- I didn't know you had a tattoo. - Yeah.

And thank you for ruining my mountaintop

Dunkin-My- Tits-Hynes. Com.

Yeah. Yeah, that works.

I'm even picking him up in a hybrid.

So, thank you again. I'm sorry I gotta go.

Just say hello to her for me, will you?