Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know it's a hard-hitting piece, but come on, you guys, it's the Internet.

Exactly! Please, I knew I had him the second he got off that plane.

...It doesn't mean you have to settle. He's not an insurance claim.

- Yes. - Right here. Eleven o'clock.

- Eighty-one? - One.

I know we're just friends, but I'm still a lady.

And every year since.

I like to come up here to think.

- You're here. - Sammy!

I'm fucking with you people. This isn't a porn site.

Listen to music?

So I caught the first plane off the island.

You know these planes pretty much land themselves?

How smart you are, how great, how funny, how driven.

Come on, what's really worrying you about this?

Well, then you must know what he'd say.

I was gonna call you this morning.

I'm almost there!

I mean, you're looking for a man to be your partner.

Here, in front of all of these people?

Well, is he gonna take it?

I got you turkey, no cheese, gluten-free bread.

It's been done. Dunkin-My-Tits-Hynes.com.

You wanna make money?

I can't believe I'm doing this.

What are you waiting for?

- That's right, we're just friends. - I love it.

But they don't want you to get up there, so I guess that makes sense.

Get out of here. Damaged how?

Dylan, you are so good at what you do.

- I love New York. - I love you.

I was out pretty late last night.

Actually, one did call me damaged.

That actually makes sense right here.

You know, there's a lot of stuff you didn't tell me.

I don't know, it's like cracking your neck.

- I'm good at this. - Says who?

Come on, ladies. Hop to.

And there'll be just as many hot girls as hot guys.

It's not armor. Air still gets in.

Dude, I've turned down more tail than you'll ever have.

Strictly physical.

Someone to turn it completely upside down.

Tonight's the Butterfly Ball. Great place to pick up dudes.

Hey! Baby, where are you? Are you still at work?

That's me. Which one, the blue or the yellow?

I would believe you if you didn't lie to me.

- You know, like, five dates before we... - Yeah.

"I Keep My Socks On. Intimacy Issues."

You wanted this.

Well, then don't be the guy who shit the bed. Excuse the expression.

You'll make it up to me. Actually, I was heading into town anyway.

It's so that you know how to feel every single second.

Throw some girls in there.

Okay, so about what happened, I...

- I am so sorry, sir. - It's my fault.

The LAPD rescued a local man from the Hollywood sign,

He reminded me a lot of your father.

And you see, it's already coming between us and I really...

and shit the bed with it. Excuse the expression.

All I'm saying is, it wasn't so much the pilot's skill

Let's hit this after lunch. Okay, guys?

- Dylan. - I said, Lorna, this is not your bliss.

Yes, I'm fully aware of your allergies

Yes, I'm full aware of our allergies. Y.

You bet your ass, Flapjack!

We get it. Guys.

Before we were sex without emotion, and now we're emotion without sex.

Sorry I had to use the real Grand Central instead of the fake one.

- Let's play tennis. - What?

so he gets in at 321007

It's New York. Now hustle. Come on.

SCREAMING MOANING

- Dylan, I... - Relax.

it was electric.

Go have fun with your mom.

Hey, I borrowed one of your books. I hope that's okay.

Come on, you're here for a reason, whether you want to admit it or not.

Did you major in Planning at Headhunting College?

If you think there's even a chance that she could be it, you fix it.

My dad and my sister and her son live here now.

5:00. Be there at 5:00, Dylan.

John fucking Mayer!

- Hello. - May I offer you a light for your cigarette?

- Be careful! - Oh, my God.

Lieutenant Kali's a West Coast street artist I got into about five years ago.

Everything that happens in the day,

Sin this is your last warning.

Wow, right to voice mail. Didn't even ring.

Oh, really? 'Cause you wouldn't be here if your life were already pretty great.

Because you're actually friends with each other?

- But, you know, that doesn't... - That doesn't what?

It's like my New York version of a mountaintop.

- I don't. - No.

I'd write you a check for your bonus.

- Welcome to New York. - Thank you.

Yeah, you never told me about him either.

You know what, I'll just stay here. I'll be fine alone.

Am I an animal?

Here we have Brooklyn Bridge, downtown Manhattan,

She did. She put it in my phone.

I'll just put these on on the bike?

Madison, will you many me?

I know you better than you know yourself.

Hey, I was thinking of getting some lunch. Do you know a place?

- A lightning bolt? - Eighteen.

I don't care how upset she is, I get her jewelry, she lights right up.

When can I see you again?

- Right? - Yeah.

Yeah, hey, this is Dylan Harper from GQ. We meta few weeks ago at the...

and has had 10 years of experience in the culinary field.

Staring at a tree, which means he's actually in the park for nature

Feel me, Felix?

This is beautiful.

Yeah, you know, I like to keep things interesting.

I'll be right back, okay?

Two girls over drinks at Bennigan's. Go.

- This is just two people talking? - Yeah.

- Iced coffee. - Handsome, but doesn't know it.

Mom, Mom, you gotta point it at the screen. You gotta tell it where you are.

Now, doesn't she look smart and knowledgeable about immigration reform?

I'm actually asking you to come because it would help me.

If I did leave,

Isn't that why we started this whole arrangement in the first place?