Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I like my open spaces. - What are you, a gazelle?

Somebody did their homework.

Nice meeting you.

We both have had one-night stands, none of which we're proud of, but...

- What? - Do you know what today is?

Then don't be a dick about it.

- A little to the right. - Okay.

No, no, no, no, no. I'll handle it. I'll call him right now.

I got him to do something for you. F-tale. Fairytale.

Looks like New York's all out of blueberries.

Ninety-two feet.

How did you know I was at Grand Central Station?

- Jamie! - Yeah?

- It's actually making me dizzy. - Hold on.

- No penis. - Then she's no different.

Should we stop? We could just go for a run.

It's probably Nicholas Sparks.

- I hear he's kind of a jerk. - No, he's not.

- Stop talking. - Okay.

John Fucking Mayer

- We're just getting comfortable. - I know you are. Come on, buddy.

You're very sweet for asking, but it's fine.

Well, apparently it doesn't.

You know what I discovered?

It's cool, we only hooked up, like, twice.

Whatever, Mom. It's not like it's stopping me from anything.

Or is it like a coping mechanism?

- That is so lame. - I know.

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- It's cool, right? - Yeah. Thank you.

Well, not during the final trimester.

It's nice to feel like you're a part of something.

and acted out a scene from Will and Grace?

- No, no. I wanna save it. I gotta save it. - No. That's enough!

Jamie, this is my sister, Annie.

I'm getting married to the man of my dreams.

You're gonna get through this.

Dylan, that's actually really sweet.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Yes, I know what it means, and I feel it.

Oh, you little Christ figure, you!

- Yeah, I'm good. - Here, let me help you with that.

If you don't start shaving up here I'm gonna stop shaving down there

I'm not, but I got that thing... I got stuff.

I'm heartbroken.

And thank you for ruining my mountaintop.

Let me buy you a drink.

It's just a front to protect yourself from your own vulnerability.

And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day.

- It's all good, man. - All good.

Like you had just had sex, if you know what I mean.

I know I haven't been the best mother in the world...

but lucky for me, we are here.

- Harper. - Yeah, I got you. I got you.

Actually, I didn't ask him.

I have a five-date rule.

I kind of believe in true love.

- I could sing some Third Eye Blind. - Okay.

I'm gonna sell you on New York.

Nobody cares. You sound like an asshole.

- Chest. - Eyes.

You'd be a great distraction for my family.

I'm not fucking asking you out! I swear to God!

Stop telling me what to do.

Job? Absolutely.

You don't have to be so mean about it.

- 32:00 sharp. - I love you.

- Let's stay friends. - Sure.

Can we stop talking about this?

I have to be on a red eye tonight back to New York.

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but this is GQ.

You're still not gay, right?

Hey, bro, that was like a double McTwist 1260.

- What, are you surprised? - No! No. Oh, you are gonna crush it!

So my daughter is just your slampiece?

Not my full name.

You know these planes pretty much land themselves?

No, you... Really?

I love that outfit. You look so sexy in that.

This... They just called me.

- I'm sorry. I... - That's okay.

- What, are you talking to me about walls? - Yeah.

There were just other factors.

It was either this or sniff glue.

Yeah, she's really funny when she's asking for money,

- You really never been up here before? - No.

Anniversary trip to New York.

The doctor doesn't want you driving the boat any more.

Okay, how high do you think that fence is?

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It's not. It's me. I don't like you any more.

I think we should take a break.