Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What was the font on that headline?

Come on, what's he think about the job?

I'm looking at you right now. I can see you!

Be the guy who made the bed legendary again.

- I liked your hands. - Mouth.

Run, gazelle. Run!

- Fuck you. - Blinked.

- What's up? - Come on.

He's lost more often than not now.

- Too gay? - A little bit.

No, no. Here. You two sit together.

Thank God for Bangladesh.

But thank you guys for everything.

- Coffee, my lady? - Yes, please.

- You just scared me. - No, no. My fault. You all right?

- What? - She left about 10 years ago.

We could move this, get rid of that, kill that.

I got us coffees. Nonfat, one sugar, one Splenda.

- How dare you! A lady never tells. - I know. That's why I'm asking you.

Background check. Did you do one on me?

but please leave a message and I'll call you back.

- We should eat. You hungry, buddy? - Yeah.

You gotta update your fairytale, baby.

Oh, my God. Do you mind?

That was a better time. Just sex.

Man, I don't care if you take it. I get paid regardless.

- Was your dad one of them? - No, no, he was long before that.

And we're not friends any more. You made that pretty clear.

I can never go out with her. She's too fucked up.

Why are you still laughing? At least I gave it a shot.

Why do all these movies have such bad music?

- You okay? - Yeah.

But the offers still keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me.

Okay, come on. We really gotta go in.

It's okay, it'll be up on YouTube.

Someone who's in the perfect situation.

Come on. Come on.

This is the LAPD. You are trespassing. Get down from the sign.

I just don't want it to.

Here, here, here, I'll take it.

Not as awesome as this ambiguously upbeat pop song

I just think we're heading in different directions.

I'll tell you something that I wish I knew when I was your age.

- Yeah! - Really?

- Yeah, like the trick. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dylan.

Can you get him to come out to us?

Okay, well, do you even find me attractive?

Excuse me. We've been waiting a while.

You take all your recruits up here?

and I don't care that you failed your real estate exam,

No, no, no, we're just friends. We're messing around a little bit.

Wait, I can leave whenever I want?

- Oh, my God! - Oh, shit!

Come on, that is awesome.

Kudos, baby, kudos.

- Okay. Give me... - No!

Yeah, you know it.

Shaun White seems really great. Nice dude.

I can work with that.

That's not 3rd eye blind I'm pretty sure that's 3rd eye blind

A little grass, a little glue... Not during pregnancy.

- I'll send you a check if I take the job. - Don't bother.

- And I haven't been acting weird. - Okay.

Are you asking me out?

PBS is doing a documentary on us.

Yeah, you to the John Mayer concert and me not.

But no complications. It's great!

which at 17 I desperately wanted.

Here, pick a card, my lady.

or how to wear white pants to a cookout?

- Hey, what's up, baby? - What are you doing here?

Hi, Dave from across the hall.

You're really gonna carry my bag? You're that girl?

What about you and your mom?

So I just wanted to shoot some photos that speak to that,

Who sleeps standing up?

Não acredito que não comprou meu anel ?

Unless it's out to dinner and a show.

This is my fault. You deserve better than me.

So, all I ask is that you give me a little bit of time to gain your trust.

- You're doing this? - You're breaking up with me?

And you're trying to sell me on it.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. All right, let's dance, Clowny Brown.

College, med school, and I haven't slept since.

No relationship.

'Cause last time I checked, work doesn't reassure you

I think I found the perfect guy to fill that job at GQ.

- She thought we liked each other. - Yeah, me, too, Dylan.

Before you got to know my awesome personality.

- Let me get you a drink. Yeah? - Okay.

- I can't believe you. - Come here.

- He's a pretty special guy. - Yeah, I think so.

Just when it gets a little too much for me down there, it's like...

Just how great you are.

Come on, okay? You're beautiful.

I didn't say I was gonna rape her. I said I was gonna go talk to her.

I don't say that pejoratively, I say it hopefully.

I'm just... I'm flattered, actually.

I actually got a call from work.

- I'm gonna go talk to her. - What?

Okay, you know what? Can we just talk about this? Sit down.

You couldn't get me out of there fast enough when she walked in on us.

Yeah, that's really smart. Let's just not talk about our feelings.

What's your problem? Did you have a fight with your girlfriend?

- There, done. It's... There we go. - Okay.