Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come here, you.

By the way, doing a piece on racism in hockey.

I thought we were friends.

Sounds like a really great man.

No, I gotta go by the list. Sorry.

- Come on. - The cops?

Single, no criminal history, credit report 720.

That kind of freaks me out. Don't need her. We can get rid of that.

No! Not even close.

I'm having trouble hearing you!

We missed “Your Body is a Winderkabd

- I have to call her. - Dad, you can't.

Oh, right, right. Like, that's how Warren Buffett got rich.

- How far away? - I think I see you!

They actually wrapped you in a foil blanket!

so that would be inappropriate.

Completely computerized.

I don't think the three-point line would have done anything.

Trust me, you don't suck in bed.

How could such an awesome girl be with this over this?

1937 Chris-Craft? Couldn't get any better, buddy.

you know, with that captain they keep giving medals to?

Wow. Hello? You really do have shitty cell service.

I mean, cancer being cured is awesome, but, you know, I wish someone else did it.

- Just because you're 39... - Forty-eight.

- Oh, sorry. - Hold on.

- Nice. - Thank you.

So, be honest. Why?

One more word, I'll fuck you up like dynamite!

Well, he must have an opinion.

Yeah, well, knowing you doesn't suck either.

I don't even know if I find you attractive.

YOU'RE MEN YOU LIKE SPORTS

Put your pants on Your urinating everywhere

You have nothing to be insecure about.

and he gets more squirrel than an oak tree.

Oh, buddy. Your shirt's leaking. Oh, no, that's...

I can't do this any more.

- This one has intimacy issues. - I know.

That there might be a Prince Charming out there for me.

- That's over. - Oh, Dylan!

That's what makes us so awesome.

- Here, let me help you up. - No, don't. Don't!

- Are you sure? - Oh, yeah, no, no.

- So, you went with sneakers and a hoodie. - Yeah.

- It's pretty damn cool. - Right?

Hey, I miss you.

I'm Jamie Rellis.

Look at me, I'm goofy but cute.

You have a boat?

My number. Here's the remote.

Seat up, please, sir.

And, fuck, do I regret that one.

I've seen your work. It's amazing.

Please. I don't think so.

So everybody just kind of walks wherever they want, then.

Why would you move to New York?

A little too emotionally unavailable, if you ask me.

I am so glad I met you tonight.

You know, why don't they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?

but would you like to come get a beer?

But what the hell. The whole reason you go to the market

No. But sometimes he calls me Dylan.

Right? I mean, sometimes you just need it. It's like...

No, just hold on. Just give me a second.

We're kicking every gay ass out here!

No, he's not sold on the job yet, but I'll get him there. I always do.

It's just a game. You shake hands, get on with your shit.

not to admit that you're perfect for each other.

And I was too stupid to realize it,

- And our tattoos. - Yeah.

to the unification of all people through sports.

'Cause it's more dramatic.

I know this means a lot to you, which means it means a lot to me.

- This is not touristy at all! - Would you shush? Come on.

A free trip to New York. I'd be an idiot to turn that down.

Why didn't you just tell me instead of texting me?

My guidebook is very simple. You wanna lose weight?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- How was the flight? - I'm hungry.

How is a girl like you single?

You jumped at the chance at your dad's house.

Yeah, it gets hot in LA, but it's the humidity.

- Hey, Dyl. - Dad's coming into Newark Airport, right?

and you were yapping my ear off about how planes all fly themselves,

Shit. Shit. Just hold Oh.

But you didn't.

- Let me show you the beach. Come on. - Okay.

One might even call me damaged.

Knew I found the right guy.

Whatever it is, I'll pay for it. Happy now? We good?

How is a guy like you single?

Congratulations, sell-out!

Oh, yeah. You're right. King Kong.

- Great. - Fantastic.

I totally agree. Let's forget it happened.

We may or may not be the largest seller of purchased goods on the Internet.

And I think that may be one of the reasons your mom left.

e they can't even hurt the bossanet without even yanking NDIS two years and goodbye like that this bridge someone meant it this time. i guess you're never really warned. this mansion keeps rechecking my name i don't wanna fall down the marleen hole she' gone forever now two asses and she fucked me. i never know the nitpicking cause i really rewire up my bum cells.

No. I'm gonna change your life. I'm that girl.

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which must mean that you and I were actually never friends.

Hey, I'm gonna need to borrow cab fare.

You can’t go Ricky Van Shelton will vomit

Hey, check this out.

- Okay. - Are you sure about this?

Whoa, I'm not asking you out.

No, no. Slampiece?

So where did you say he was again?

- That is terrible, Mother. - Just joking. Your dad was Puerto Rican.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

- I know, right? Let's get you some food. - God.

Best part, no cell reception.

Put your underwear back on Your butt is pooping