Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I ain't never had to drink this cloudy water you got here at city hall

Every block of my granite is cemented by the blood of men.

He light it? Does your wife know...

Hey Tommy? Be a good boy.

Your band is two mechanics who can't hardly play.

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-Now stop it. Baby stop it. All right-- -You. You pathetic excuse for a man.

-That'll kill you you know. -Yeah well so will a car wreck.

This year we had a British invasion a beautiful girl from Brazil...

I'm doing better though now you know?

That same Jimmie Davis tune we hear on the radio all day?

All right June.

Hello. I'm A Damn Fragile Fool.

Does she think it's fine her new boy's a drug addict?

What you're not talking to me?

Said Son that gal you're foolin' with

I'm a long way from home

I mean a real real record.

Yeah? -I want you to meet my parents.

Hey John you seen the new charts?

-We've been talking about Jackson -We've been talking about Jackson

-In what June bug? Johnny Cash's guitar strap.

There's a bomb up there....

June Carter June Carter Would you give me some time?

-I'm not gonna do it. -June just sing.

I wanna thank you for that.

The taste of love is sweet

-You audition. -Right now?

She'll find out John.

Hey girls! Hurry up you can't miss it.

Stop it Ray. He was my best. Now he's gone.

That was 10-year-old June singing.

Yeah. Yeah he's uh....

And to cherish me over All others above

...this boy starts a four-state tour next week.

All right you'll work for me.

Viv I'm telling you I think this is the best show we've ever done.

They say Maybelle had a crib at the Ryman...

You're burning up.

-Don't say that. -I don't trust you.

Well Viv you you're the one that brought it up.

Hopefully I'll see you soon. -You better tune in.

Look at this. Hey.

Let's get together and use those arms

Hey. Happy Thanksgiving.

I went down down down And the flames went higher

Jerry Lee Lewis ladies and gentlemen. The Killer Jerry Lee Lewis.

You can just put those right there. That'd be great.

You're a good man.

Thanks y'all. Thank you very much.

He said I like it With a big wide grin

Viv get back here. Viv.

...but I tell you it feels like a lot longer.

I got your extra bag. You don't have to bother--

In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill

Come on get rhythm When you get the blues

He could really drag that bow

He said Don't touch it.

Here it is. I circled it for you. It's right there.

-Tell us a story. Speak. Grandpa.

This is Bob Neal and you're listening to the Tennessee Farm Hour...

-A matinee. You remember? We were just practicing.

Okay. That boy Elvis sure likes to talk poon.

They'll make you wanna drive all the way to Jacksonville...

Viv don't even read those letters they're--

Hey Viv you made your mind up about tonight?

Soon your sugar-daddies will all be gone

I don't know. Bad dreams. Memories.

Or would you sing something different?

Turn it off. Do I have to come in there?

You give me cause for love That I can't hide

I'm surprised they still speak to you.

They don't wanna hear you singing...

-We're coming to the show. -Wonderful.

Me rummaging through my Closet And the winner is...

And do the bop It's called the Lewis Boogie

You're gonna cry, cry, cry...

We're all going to hell for the songs we sing.

...so she could pull her out and let her whoop and holler...

Something real? Something you felt?

I had a friend who needed help.

I saw this church in Düsseldorf made of limestone.

But we're gonna keep you entertained till then.

I mean I got a lot of personality I got sass.

Way to go Johnny boy.

-My baby Roseanne. -Oh look at her. She's beautiful.

Change it J.R. Turn it off.

-Bye-bye. Bye-bye. How you doing?

-He's mixed up. -I am not going down there.

And on a Thursday they said Guilty And the judge's gavel fell

Hey folks what do you say we get June Carter out here again?