Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It'd just be like we're lying.

All right. But everything's okay?

-Where are my pills? -Flushed them all.

Well what if I didn't?

I'm a long way from home

Reckon when June?

I wanna remind you we're recording live here today...

...you need to get you a Zebco 33.

Yeah I'm going to Jackson

So how long you on the tour?

And that's what tortures me

You should have left me.

Well what about the guys there on the wall in the pictures?

That's about the best reels you can get.

Mama Johnny Cash is here.

That was you know-- That was a rough patch there June.

Fortunately I was keeping my feathers numbered for just such an emergency.

There's too many ifs in that sentence.

-I wanna record it. -John.

She's even prettier in person.

You're lying to yourself if you think this is about a tour.

Beautiful place man.

Come on Junie just come have a beer with us.

Your lawyer's lying. Luther's lying.

I miss the tour.

And them chains Them chains

What about the Tropicana? What's wrong with the Opry?

Saw it on the TV.

Nobody follows The Killer.

Excuse me. May I?

People who listen to them will go to hell too.

I was just singing my heart out up there.

-Hello John I'm Ezra. -Yeah I know.

Okay sweetie I can't understand what you're saying you're crying so hard.

-Happy Thanksgiving. Hey John.

-Do you understand? -What'd I do?

...but I just can't do this song anymore unless she's gonna marry me.

The kids are getting ready for school.

Hey Bob. Do you know is June gonna be there?

oh whoh oh oh ho-oh ho i only know when you always headbutt me-- oh wait why do you always pound me like you always do? kweems kewwm-- oh ho oh oh ho oh i only know how to make something happen... #whathappenswhenyoudodrugs

That's a good song.

Where were you?

So if you'll just go ahead and cash this.

Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus.

He's gone and neglected This pale wildwood flower

How my heart is now wondering No misery can tell

Ain’t she a sweetheart?

J.R. turn it off and get to sleep.

I got my slippers on and I'm not coming out there.

no i'll go to the divorce instead that'll shut me up OK if you say "oh i wished i went to the wedding." don't say i didn't warn you

We did it like six times. I had to sing the song over and over again.

-No don't hang these. -Let go of the picture.

Is this your third? John.

Hell it might be the best show I've ever seen no kidding.

That's all I heard since Lubbock.

Well what's wrong with the way I sing it?

-Ray. Who are you to judge?

I'm on a love walk.

Hey girls can you go inside the living room and clean up that mess?

It's the candyman

You got me out here. Is that where your plan ends?

By faith Abel offered God a better gift...

-Hey June I'm gonna go to my room. -All right?

I'm sorry. It just happened.

-Viv I ain't kidding. -No.

You're gonna need

And shall I fear to own His cause

Nice boots. High rollers out there?

Tell us. -Go on tell them. Pull the string tight.

What are you doing up there man?

God gave us a great big apple see?

Hey I've been looking for that.

Made a good run but I run too slow

You ready to unload that piano?

Hey. You see that bird up there?

Because you're mine I walk the line

I mean I-- You were-- Well you are-- I mean I-- I kept track of you.

Get it on man. Play the fucking thing.

He's just got a job sitting in there in San Antonio waiting for us.

Well Bill I got tangled.

-John? A fine piece of equipment huh?

John please don't hang these.

Really try to sell something?

The devil did this. He took the wrong son.

Me preparing for Monday's exam

You know you'd be surprised how many musicians can't read shape notes.

You know every story in Scripture.

You know what that is?

Enjoy the show. And if you have any requests just holler them out.

Viv don't give me no rules.

Here's a picture of my wife Viv.

Well what do you say Viv?

I walk the line

Right here by the phone.

How are you gonna sing when you can't even talk?

-It looks like you're going to a funeral. -Well maybe I am.

You know who's comin' to town

And that's what you are.

No chassis like that's gonna stay parked in her daddy's driveway for two years.

Look out Jackson town

Them radio stations say anything to get them niggers off.