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He's a large dancer.
- but I don't like what you're implying. - I'm not implying.
- I can order now. It's just me. - (Waiter) Certainly, sir.
- Those women need our help. - I'm sure they do,
That's not funny. He tries.
(Sol inhaling)
You know, I don't care about stupid Barry. Who was inside of you last night?
Let me know when you do.
It's... It's beautiful.
I'm reminiscing. He's my oldest friend.
- It's lube. - (Softly) Oh.
not only oldies, but goodies, but oldies with a positive, Earth-centric message?
Your big, fat, gay wedding.
Glycerin, silicone.
I'm talking farm to vagina.
Oh, wow, he's fat.
"First, to let go of life.
- Yeah, she was. - She really was.
(Scoffs) I'm not going to talk to you about men.
and she has a long neck, and dark hair and very green eyes.
(Frankie sighs)
Well, maybe you should take that up with the US Postal Service.
Perhaps because they're drastically underfunded.
(Knocking on door)
I ran.
No. Nope.
- (Brianna groaning) - Which I know you hated,
Mmm. He's real thoughtful that way.
I just think it's odd that the only person
Maybe just a little bit of the tail?
We said no more surprise visits.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Somebody ran over a squirrel back there.
And you are? You don't strike me as a golf guy, Guy.
Erica Kane did that to Dimitri Marick on All My Children.
I'm going to take a picture of your dysfunction.
(Erica) I know, I know. But there must be coconut in it,
I'm not having this argument with you again.
And I'm not currently seeing anyone.
I think I'm trying to get one right now.
I would have fired you a long time ago.
All right.
Why don't you call me when you guys figure things out?