Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But go crazy on you

Well, you would have epigastric tenderness,

and not be able to turn in your work tomorrow.

We got the munchies, so we decided we'd go to Hot Dog Heaven.

Fuck my wife, watch tv Anything you want

Wash rakkoum Wash rakkoum

I'm gonna end up with Cindy Kim whether I like it or not.

Do you even know where you're going?

What? You're gonna take that?

WHEN A CUSTOMER ASK WHAT THE SPECIALS ARE

You know we're gonna get shot.

Baby. Baby. The stars are shining foryou

- Kumar? - Are the cops still here?

What kinda name is that anyhow? Uh-Meer.

the netsuite "transition"

When starbucks gets your order wrong

You don't feel like getting high tonight?

when he gets exactly what he desires.

Is this your Special porch?

Nick rice Cock boy

Isn't that why I had to do your work?

We can discuss all this stuff on the way there.

We've been having a pretty crazy night, too.

- No, I just thought that... - You the king of the forest?

Keegan when he hears Jimmy and Sean are leaving

Shut the fuck up

It's the Brothers McFag.

- I've never hang-glided before. - What?!

- Dad, come on. - Daddy is not coming on anything.

well george i'll tox up those boing boings snok i'm for idden to snok faeces put floor vegemite kfc HOI67 yes program doves down boing boooingbiblinga! boing yes faye i know it!

I guess you're going to med school after all, eh?

What’s that like 5 a’s or 2 n’s

Sure you don't want to get out of here?

Looks like you guys had some night, huh?

It's like we went from being completely poor to being millionaires.

Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance,

Let's get us some poontang

Sorry. Harold's coming with us.

Okay, no problem.

Here. That's sixt... 80 bucks.

Just makes me want to burn this motherfucka down!

Fuck that, dude. Like I care what my dad thinks.

You wanna run back and get it?

I gotta urinate.

And just like me. I'm sure that they adore you

every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time.

I really don't feel like getting stabbed tonight.

After we talk to the cops, we're still going to White Castle, right?

Yo, this is worth 40 tops, bro.

doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

one being not so extreme and ten being extremely extreme,

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry

- No! - Man, that was so fuckin' extreme!

- This is Harold. - Hi, Jerald. How are you?

This is actually a two-part question.

Are you a fuckin' tree-hugger? Is this your special bush?!

and it's your responsibility to make sure we're high as shit

- I'm really sorry... - Get your hands down!

You know, I'm almost completely sober right now.

As you can see we have three hole terrific gunshot moves

This is either a really smart move

I most certainly did not

Don't you worry about that none

Shit! Oh, God, this isn't good.

No problem at all.

Chill the fuck out. He's not gonna look for us in the girls' bathroom.

- Great American name, Harold. - Let's go, Harold.

Patidar doing Patidar things Squad 5, 51

I owe you one. Just one.

What the fuck is going on here?

Try to get some work done in the car.

who feels unnoticed, unappreciated, unloved, you know?

Dude, whatever. I'll tell my dad to reschedule it.

Are you freaking out of your mind? What about your interview?

Tech does 99 out of 100 on the home checklist and misses 1 Management:

I told you he's good

Forget it. I'll see her when she comes back.

I’m so high Nothing can hurt me

I'm not doing your work for you anymore.

I gave mine to that asshole at Princeton.

Bullets My only weakness

We've got the severe anal discharge, sometimes violent... a.k.a. Diarrhea.

I told you, man!

- Shit! - That's right, bitch!

Shit! That's not a good sign.

Dude, Doogie Howser M. D. Was, like, my favorite show growing up.

He won't have a problem as long as I take it seriously for a change.

That's a very good idea.

Great game. God, I love that game...Duty.

No! What the hell are you doing?

Sweet, chocolate lips

The devil is everywhere

What kind of hippie are you? What kind of hippie am I? I’m a business hippie

Dude, it's Rold and Kumar.

Yeah, it wasn't that bad.

so if you boys like, you can go on inside,

No, not a chance. I'd rather turn myself in than die.

Do I look like the kind of brother That would be unsure about a thing like that???

I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.

I seen you two stranded out there alone in the dark,

You do realize what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

20... 20... 208?

...and frickin' take the next flight out.

- Yeah, let's do that. - Okay.

- Hey, it's your dad and brother. - Shit.

that will understand urgency?!

It's 2:30 in the morning. There's not a car around here.

Yeah. Just 'cause you're hung like a moose