Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you think his wife is gonna look like?

Just fucking talk to her once. It won't be weird anymore.

Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.

This is awesome!

You guys kept talking about White Castle last night so much,

- Hey, you wanna suck on this? - Uh-huh.

- You gotta be kidding me, man. - Uh-uh.

Over here, man.

Living in Northern AZ...Have you seen an Indian guy? Yeah...only when I open my eyes though...

When you see your buddy after his date

I'm telling you, those Asian guys love crunching numbers.

As you can see, we have three horrific gunshot wounds.

Let's get the fuck outta here.

Never mind. Rock, paper, scissors.

I want you both inside me simultaneously.

What, a Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?

- No, you don't understand. - No, you don't understand.

Let's just get back on the highway, okay?

In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should.

Now, cheetahs are another story.

Hey, what's up, George? I smoke buds with George all the time.

No, no, no. No watching. We're starving.

I'm gonna kill you!

When the whole squad is down to play some PUBG...

I'm telling you, dude, things are finally starting to go our way.

It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there,

He touch your penis?

Wow, man, that's awesome!

I know this is gonna seem completely out of the blue,

Give me some I.D.

I need you, Harold.

Shawn》》》》》《《《《《Shawns cell mate closest to the toilet

You sure got a lot of baggage.

Jesus Christ. Thanks for getting me out, man.

Speaking of Cindy, she called earlier.

We've been craving these burgers all night.

I was at this party earlier tonight

Presets, Presets ... Use The Presets.

I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, like, 20 of those burgers, man.

oh dear grandma snell fancy an art prison? yes one that's embodied!

Yes, I'm a junior analyst.

This is actually a two part question.

That's great. I'm writing you up a ticket.

The next thing I know, I'm being thrown out of a moving car.

Can I get you some pink lemonade?

by the time we're eating those burgers.

- Huh? - It's a fuckin' sausage-fest in here.

Me playing Diablo 4

Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey,

No, don't. No. No. Hold on.

- Roldy. - What?

But you have perfect MCAT scores.

- Ready? - Yeah. For what?

leave the work to the quiet Asian guy in the office?

Makes me Wanna Burn this motha down

Exactly. First we'll go to White Castle...

- No. - Are you sure?

- Here, you're driving. - Shit, I forgot my cell phone.

I’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN’ AT THE PINK PONY CLUB

Soft and chocolate lips

she's possessed, she's not possessed.

I still trust and love all white people, all of them.

but I've just been too scared to admit it to myself.

You're glistening

Thanks to your buddy, we're going downtow...

- This is your plan? - It's working, isn't it?

Well, we're about to find out.

We got a chase on our hands.

God! You're 22 years old. When are you gonna grow up

- What? - Give me 35 more cents.

I'll tell him what's really going on.

- Sexy. - What'd you say?

But you hold on for one more day

Dude, it's been six months. It's time to move on, okay?

You probably just made his weekend.

I know, I know. Wait for it.

- I'm sorry? - What?

you were the one that threw our weed out the window, okay?

Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club.

- Hey! - Hey! Excuse me!

Is that all you Jews ever think about... tits?

You sure don't have a lot of baggage...

What you say we meet back in our room in about 20 minutes?

Fuck! Fuck that hippie fuck! No! Dude, this isn't happening!

I just wanna talk!

Head over to White Castle. It's what you crave.

Wow. Well, that comes to $46.75.

I was walking out of a Barnes & Noble,

Dude, that was so not extreme. I know, Extreme Sport Punk Number One.

I do not know what that is.

...end up with a girl like you?

- I got a lot of work to do. - Thank you. I'll do that.

- Put the chest tube in. - Meow. You're moist.

- No, no, no. Give me that. - Don't.

All right, I'm bringing her in. Right, left, left.

- I'm not sweating anymore. - You're glistening.

But he had the most amazing voice,

Can we just drop this and get our asses to White Castle, man?

- Good work, doctors, all around. - Great. One of you clean this up, please.

Come on, Murrray. Let's burn this motherfucker down!

Let's get us some poontang

- It's just down the hall. - Okay.

Okay, yeah. It's a little sticky there.

Delegating files My only weakness how did you know?

from our special sauce tonight.

when he finds out I didn't go to my interview tomorrow.

I told you this was...

You are one of the finest applicants I have ever interviewed.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, guys,

I knew you had it in you, dude.

Then come to White Castle and try our Slyder Special...

Yeah. Just 'cause you're hung like a moose Doesn't mean you have to do porn

We don't have time for questions.

- Rock, paper... - Wait a second.

get a cab back to your office, all right?

I wanna get next to you

I don't know, but we can't let him interfere with our quest.

The things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea!

Do I look like the kind of brother