Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What's up, dude? What's up? - All right.

What happened to the White Castle?

Those aren't real. Yes, they are.

So that's your responsibility now, big boy.

And you break free from the chains

- Hello, New Brunswick! - Prepare to gorge yourself.

- Billy, aren't you supposed to... - I know. Something just came up.

What kind of autistic am I? I'm business autistic

Forget it. I'm not getting into any more trouble.

I need that feeling.

You should go to Beth Israel.

You've been out cold for the past half-hour.

Play with them.

thank you, come again!

I expect both of us to be blitzed out of our skulls, got it?

Do you actually believe after the way you've just behaved

Thank you, come again.

- Whose hand is that? - Thanks, man.

Good, 'cause if he wasn't, you would.

That sounds nice.

THE THINGS I WOULD EAT OUT OF HER ASS... YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

Yeah. It was a dick move.

- Turn it. - It's a good one, though.

Yeah I've been craving burgers too...

Jesus, what the hell kind of lvy League school is this?

... That Will Understand Urgency?!

Sorry. No, thank you. No, thank you.

- Hold the elevator. Wait! - Hey, how are...

- What are you doing? - Maria! Excuse me for a second!

Plus, I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.

Hey, dude, you know where I can get some green?

I'm gonna do this the old-fashioned way.

- Is that a hitchhiker? - What the hell?

Come on down, man. Take a bow.

I thought you and J.D. Were busy all night with clients.

Jeez! This is my baby!

Oh, you'd rather have Maria.

Living in northern arizona

Yeah only when I open my eyes though

When you've had enough

I heard everything you said.

No, unfinished business.

- Henry, what the hell's going on? - Back off, cock boy.

Better ruck tomorrow!

Daddy needs to urinate.

I figured that Neil Patrick Harris was a trustworthy guy.

There's a pay phone across the street

I heard everything you said

Yo, look who decided to go see it.

Come on, kuchi, let's burn this motherfucker down!

Dude, I'm thinking you really screwed up by not coming to this party.

I don't know. I'm running a little low.

Six burgers. Fries. And a soft drink for only $2.99.

- Jerk-offs! - My truck!

I heard everything you said

i'm so tired of taking care of my kids.

I give this a 9.5!

Yeah. Fur burgers

Thanks, I guess.

how you both caught gonorrhea from that prostitute in Atlantic City.

It's about 45 minutes from here.

I can't wait to see the look on his face

Hey, what's up? It's me. What are you doing?

- Where the fuck you takin' us? - Just hold on.

ten days in Europe can be the kiss of death, okay?

You thought you'd get away with it, huh?

In tonight's top story. A cheetah escaped earlier today

Then what are you waiting for?

for the meeting with the foreign investors.

on a cop who can bust your ass.

I found 'em, and I'm gonna need backup.

-Yes -This is actually a two part question

- Come, Harold. - I'm coming, baby!

Just don't worry about it. Leave the talking to me.

Hey, move your ass!

On a scale of 1 to 10,

America, Harold! America!

- Are you kidd... - Now that's a great name.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

You sure got a lot of baggage.

- Oh, shit. - Shit.

You have a great week, okay, buddy? I owe you one. Just one.

Let's get us some poontang. Then we'll go to White Castle.

- The guy has all my information. - So what?

Nothing can hurt me.

did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?