Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, bullshit.

Yeah, extreme assholes.

- It's disgusting! - Shut up.

What I said to him goes double for you.

Hey Steve you wanna play battleshits?

and I'm never gonna have time to get to those.

Bonus DIRECTV Sports Mix. Frank. Brian.

But I tell myself that I'm doin' all right

When you get caught red handed...

That is a completely vulgar statement.

We're not gonna get caught, okay? We're gonna go get baked

Whoa. Not necessarily.

No problem. The burgers wouldn't taste as good if you weren't there.

This night... is about the American dream.

What Dr. Lee is trying to say is that we need to sedate the patient...

that I would ever even consider recommending you for admission?

God, she invites me to everything.

She’s not ugly.

WE GOTTA GO TO WHITE CASTLE. YES, YES!

Thank you come again!

Don't you wanna be cool?

Be yourself. Don't be nervous.

Yeah, dude, I just hate those assholes.

- I am stuck! - What do you mean you're stuck?

Your attitude is just making people angry.

Just stay really still. Don't move, okay?

- Marijuana kills. - I love that shit.

Several of the officers suspected of brutality

- Go, go. - Let's go. This is a frickin' boring spot.

She touch your penis? What?!

Dude, that rack better be stacked.

I understand the concept of supply and demand.

Are you serious?

Dude he’s desatting !

What the hell are you bringing your bag for?

Here's 50 bucks for the burgers and 200 for the car.

I want the perfect food.

I heard everything ya said

More gauze, please.

Dude, that watch is so hot

What is that, like, five O's or two U's?

Come on, guys, let's get ourselves some fucking Mountain Dew.

I think I may actually go to my interview today.

Do you wanna play with them?

Actually, I'm just gonna be sitting on my ass,

Your bad? What the hell are we gonna do now?

...just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down.

if you don't wanna deal with those assholes.

That is a corpse. We're gonna die.

- Extreme! - Fucking assholes.

Hey, NPH wouldn't do that, all right?

Neil Patrick stole my car . Neighbors pub singing party … hitting on whoever hits on him

We need marijuana now, as much of it as possible!

Sorry. I get a little paranoid sometimes.

But let me tell you the best part of my day is.

So, are you boys gonna fuck me now or what?

or are you gonna be a Vagina McGinastein about it?

Toby and Matt And the Neighbors

Evidently a black guy robbed a store in Newark.

Yeah. It was a dick move on my part.

Tits! Tits! Boobies, boobies, boobies.

- Harold. - Harold.

and who do we see but your dream girl standing across the street?

- Rosenberg! - Goldstein!

That's not the kind of tone you want to use

That's extreme, man!

If we still have time. We might still get by

After all the shit that we've been through tonight,

So is I want to bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor.

Should we go back for the weed?

They were very, very hungry.

That's great. Could we get going? I'm bored as shit back here.

Is there a problem? You ever heard of jaywalking?

You sure you know how to get there?

Who wants the first reach-around?

How are ya, Kumie

Come inside, Watch tv, fuck my wife Anything you want

with Dr. Wein from Cornell at 10 a.m. Do not be late.

- I've been tripping balls ever since. - That's crazy, dude.

- Put her in reverse. Hurry! - Shit!

If you hold on for one more day

Back off, cock boy

There's no sense getting all riled up

He can hear me talking right now.

Tiffany Gomas is a nice, respectable, wholesome women… and I wanna see her boobs…

Dude, I got the yellow plague.

You two going to share a curry Slurpee?

It ran away. Listen, forget about the cheetah, okay?

ADAM FRAZIER.... BUT WHY?

- Take this exit. - What?

We're an hour away from home,

Hey, put that back.

- Hey. - Extreme cashier!

I'm sorry. Can you hold on one second?

- Should we pick him up? - And get chopped to bits? Are you crazy?

You don't have rabies. We're not going to a hospital. You're fine.

that I realized that I've always wanted to be a doctor

I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little lost, but, you know,

Then I have to actually pretend that I give a shit

That means the White Castle should be right around the corner.

You know, that was the last of our weed.

are still looking for a fugitive

When you ask the head brewer what the adjunct is in the new milkshake IPA is

I'll give you a hint.

Baby, I'm a-comin'!

with the Anglicized name that treats you so well

Who wants the first reach around

This is not my idea.

Harold, I'm so glad you showed up.

Dude, that was so not extreme.