Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're not gonna get caught, okay? We're gonna go get baked

So is I want to bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor.

Neil Patrick stole my car . Neighbors pub singing party … hitting on whoever hits on him

He can hear me talking right now.

Toby and Matt And the Neighbors

No problem. The burgers wouldn't taste as good if you weren't there.

- I've been tripping balls ever since. - That's crazy, dude.

Dude, that rack better be stacked.

God, she invites me to everything.

Back off, cock boy

They were very, very hungry.

or are you gonna be a Vagina McGinastein about it?

There's no sense getting all riled up

Don't you wanna be cool?

This is not my idea.

- Rosenberg! - Goldstein!

That's extreme, man!

Dude, that was so not extreme.

I understand the concept of supply and demand.

I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little lost, but, you know,

Be yourself. Don't be nervous.

Hey Steve you wanna play battleshits?

But let me tell you the best part of my day is.

When you get caught red handed...

That is a corpse. We're gonna die.

I'm sorry. Can you hold on one second?

You don't have rabies. We're not going to a hospital. You're fine.

- Marijuana kills. - I love that shit.

I think I may actually go to my interview today.

Who wants the first reach around

- It's disgusting! - Shut up.

That is a completely vulgar statement.

It ran away. Listen, forget about the cheetah, okay?

Sorry. I get a little paranoid sometimes.

Yeah. It was a dick move on my part.

You two going to share a curry Slurpee?

Several of the officers suspected of brutality

Come on, guys, let's get ourselves some fucking Mountain Dew.

Hey, put that back.

- Hey. - Extreme cashier!

that I would ever even consider recommending you for admission?

Should we go back for the weed?

Tits! Tits! Boobies, boobies, boobies.

- I am stuck! - What do you mean you're stuck?

- Extreme! - Fucking assholes.

with Dr. Wein from Cornell at 10 a.m. Do not be late.

Yeah, dude, I just hate those assholes.

Who wants the first reach-around?

Do you wanna play with them?

What Dr. Lee is trying to say is that we need to sedate the patient...

That means the White Castle should be right around the corner.

- Harold. - Harold.

Are you serious?

We need marijuana now, as much of it as possible!

Evidently a black guy robbed a store in Newark.

What is that, like, five O's or two U's?

Hey, NPH wouldn't do that, all right?

that I realized that I've always wanted to be a doctor

Dude he’s desatting !

So, are you boys gonna fuck me now or what?

- Put her in reverse. Hurry! - Shit!

She touch your penis? What?!

WE GOTTA GO TO WHITE CASTLE. YES, YES!

ADAM FRAZIER.... BUT WHY?

- Take this exit. - What?

Come inside, Watch tv, fuck my wife Anything you want

After all the shit that we've been through tonight,

That's great. Could we get going? I'm bored as shit back here.

When you ask the head brewer what the adjunct is in the new milkshake IPA is

But I tell myself that I'm doin' all right

Dude, I got the yellow plague.

This night... is about the American dream.

Then I have to actually pretend that I give a shit

That's not the kind of tone you want to use

You know, that was the last of our weed.

We're an hour away from home,

are still looking for a fugitive

Baby, I'm a-comin'!

What the hell are you bringing your bag for?

Bonus DIRECTV Sports Mix. Frank. Brian.

Yeah, extreme assholes.

Is there a problem? You ever heard of jaywalking?

and who do we see but your dream girl standing across the street?

Yeah, bullshit.

...just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down.

Your bad? What the hell are we gonna do now?

- Should we pick him up? - And get chopped to bits? Are you crazy?

I'll give you a hint.

Harold, I'm so glad you showed up.

I want the perfect food.

Whoa. Not necessarily.

More gauze, please.

Thank you come again!

Secure the <del>book</del>5 iron! 5 iron is secure!

Your attitude is just making people angry.

If you hold on for one more day

She’s not ugly.

How are ya, Kumie

- Go, go. - Let's go. This is a frickin' boring spot.

Tiffany Gomas is a nice, respectable, wholesome women… and I wanna see her boobs…

If we still have time. We might still get by

You sure you know how to get there?

if you don't wanna deal with those assholes.

Just stay really still. Don't move, okay?

Here's 50 bucks for the burgers and 200 for the car.

Actually, I'm just gonna be sitting on my ass,

with the Anglicized name that treats you so well

What I said to him goes double for you.

I heard everything ya said

and I'm never gonna have time to get to those.

Dude, that watch is so hot