Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nurses, I need these two doctors scrubbed, gloved,
Police have released sketches of the two fugitives
Yo, is that Cindy Kim?
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too
Homo.
So what are you up to tonight?
I wanna come, too.
The hell are you doing here?
I think Kumar's a faygele.
The thought of Gianna's poopy diaper Makes me want to burn this mother fucker down
Listen, for a hot chick,
diffuse abdominal tenderness...
Dude, get that fuckin' cancer raccoon away from me!
Oh, fuck it.
Let's burn this motherfucker down!
You! You had to pick up a hitchhiker! Why?!
fils de pute nani
Let me guess... the one with the purse is the catcher.
and will settle for nothing less than justice.
One of those Asian clubs she's in is throwing a party at her dorm tonight.
I thought those guys were gonna do the work.
Asian tits... I wanna squeeze 'em!
- Hook it up, bi-yatch. - Let's do it.
- Dude, where's my money? - You don't have money?
The mirror's in here. Hey, check it out. It's like a bonsai tree.
Yo, don't blame me, genius.
Yeah, dude! Cherry Hill, man. We're almost there.
Make sure those are in by 9:00 sharp tomorrow.
People have been messing with me my whole life.
We're gonna teach you how to read now, brother.
No, no, I don't like breaking the law.
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Yeah. She's going to Amsterdam. She'll be back in ten days.
- Hey, what's that smell? - What smell?
Hey, look at this.
Roldy, dude, you gotta come quick.
I'm not the one who decided to run us off the frickin' road, all right?
I'm calling to remind you that you have another one tomorrow
Sorry, kids, we ain't going nowhere.
Shit. You know what? I left my lighter in your car.
Did he just steal my bowling ball?
You sure?
Cole's Extreme Mix, Volume 5? What is this shit?
No eating until we get to White Castle. Let's roll.
Wow! That was amazing. I cannot believe how easy that was.
Fuck my wife, watch tv Anything you want
So you need to just chill the fuck out and prepare to get blazed
She's gonna have all these suave, sophisticated guys all over her.
Well, boys, I fixed your tire.
Ding-dong! May I interject for a second?
That was strange.
And I need you now tonight
Or we can take that hang glider and make our leap towards freedom.
That land was America.
We haven't gotten there yet. I think I may have rabies.
I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park.
Bye. Bye. I'll see you later.
- Billy, you paying for this? - Yeah, I'll be there...
whereas the White Castle situation affects both of us equally.
Things'll go your way
- Shotgun anus. - Forget it!
I know.
Are you hungry?
You sure?
while you read your lame-ass poetry.
Something different, something that'll really hit the spot.
How about blow jobs? Can we have blow jobs?
I just...
- Bye, Harold. - Bye.
I promise you he won't ever do it again.
- Great job! - You guys did it.
Why do I have to be the catcher?
- Shit! - Shit!
we wouldn't want to have to tell Berenson you've been slacking, now would we?
As for the recommendation, I guess I can make a couple calls.
Scag! You sank my destroyer!
What are you doing? Why you throwing the weed out?!
See! You said you two had nothing in common,
Guys, let me pay for it. It's the least I can do.
There use to be a BurgerFi right here in this location...
Yep.
No. I want that feeling.
Book is secured
I will not tolerate this business from you any longer.
If you'll excuse me, boys, I gotta get going. Kumar.
- Kumar, hurry the fuck up. - All right, yeah.
It's semen.
Just pretend you're a nerdy Asian version of Tom Hanks
- Should we? - I think you should.
I can make the trip if you're willing to.
I wanna get next to you
What is that, like, five O's or two U's?
yeah bullshit
Dude, I don't know about you, but I'm fuckin' hungry as balls.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Forget about the med school interview. It's a non-issue.
Dude, fuck that shit. We had plans.
You got that med school interview.
Jesus. These guys are frickin' everywhere.
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers.
but why
I'm not smoking that shit alone, okay?
Dick dick dock Cock in pussy
Look!
Look, it doesn't matter.
In today's headlines, Rutgers professor Tarik Jackson
there's a rockin' Asian party down at Princeton.
Sexy.
As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years,
- Huh? - Come on, give me the double stuff.
I know that there is pain
Harold. I need you, Harold.
- Maria. - Still not following you.
What is that, some fortune cookie?
Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient.
Shotgun anus
and end our hopes of ever going to White Castle.
That is so not extreme
And in other news, the Muckleburg Police Department
Living in Northern AZ...Have you seen an Indian guy?
Bye, Brad.
Yes!
Dude, what is that? Is that a pterodactyl?
The cars are going. Can we go? How about that?
Come on!
…..u sure
Fine. You want me to cross? I will cross.
You should go to Beth Israel.