Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What the hell are you doing? - I'm not going back to jail, man.

The things I would eat out of her ass… You have no idea!

Oh, nice. Sixteen Candles is on, man.

if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle,

Harold, I need you to update those models for me.

It's not funny.

I know, but I got a lot of work to do.

I'm sorry. I can't go. I have to wait for Kumar.

Hemo-globin Trotters... get it?

We'll just take what he wrote down about you and leave.

Helllooooo!!!! New Brunswick!!

We gotta freakin' go to Europe and find Maria.

If he wants to cut me off, fine. I don't need his money.

and there you are.

- What, are you kidding? - No way! Forget it.

Gendered third-person pronouns... my only weakness how did you know?

I want something we haven't had in a while.

Excuse me, officer, let me take a couple of guesses.

No shit. You know, you might be worthwhile after all.

Living in Northern AZ..."Have you seen an Native guy?" Yeah...only when I open my eyes, though...

So you don't even have a plan.

You sunk my battleshit

Kenny's mom dropped off a big pot of kimchi jigae.

Whatever happened to good old American names like Dave or Jim?

Sorry. It won't happen again, okay?

Hey, Kumar. Kumar! Where are you...

Hey, Roldy, check it out.

With all the downsizing that's been going on around here,

- What are you doing? - Excuse me, Maria!

Leland, you don’t ever pee your pants at your teacher’s lap, because she is in her job to do some math together.

It's really good. It's delicious.

I'm telling you, hit up the Asian party.

Hey, Clarissa, do you want to play battle shits?

Yeah, mist, hence the mist setting.

You gonna talk to her this time,

Asian tits! I wanna squeeze 'em!!

It was last spotted in Randolph County. South of...

and then go eat just like we planned. Now, just calm down.

Plus I have a really large penis That keeps me happy

- Could I get a little dab here? - Hush now, hush now.

What are some potential symptoms of pancreatitis?

meetings my only weakness, how did you know

No, we're watching The Gift on HBO.

Do you realize what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?

You know what, dude?

Where the hell is my spare tire?

Yeah, koo-marrrr

No no no I don't like breaking the law

Dude, I told you not to bring the beef jerky.

Dude, fuckin' I will see your 20 burgers and raise you 5 orders of fries.

Living in Northern AZ..."Have you seen an Indian guy?" Yeah...only when I open my eyes, though...

he and I had some pretty wild times back in med school.

I want you to hold me. Papi. I need you.

You’re Glistening

Kumar, shut up.

- Chill. We'll find it. - Wait a second... is that the multiplex?

who are suspected of terrorizing numerous strip malls

What about Freakshow?

And if Liane can marry a guy like Freakshow

how to get to the White Castle in Cherry Hill from here?

Just makes me want to Burn this ************ Down

- Thank you. - Thanks a lot.

You guys might have wanted to stay away

I leave the decision up to you.

Absolutely right.

and I can hang-glide and I can ride a cheetah,

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

Barracuda to Sparrow, Barracuda to Sparrow.

I have a meeting with the Amazon suits and I’ll never get the packages delivered on time.

Here. This is Harold's understudy. You can do whatever you want.

I think I have to go to the hospital.

Fuck you, raccoon!

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

- Dude, we're so high right now. - We're not low.

Yeah, they were nice.

Did she touch your penis?

his is actually a two-part question.

After Easter service one day, I told him how much I loved his solo

Boxes... my only weakness. How did you know?

The patient was brought in by EMS five minutes ago.

from the Morristown Zoo.

to put these skateboard punks in jail for the next couple of years.

white names Slices only weakness

I am not seeing Cindy Kim.

Round one of today's Battle Shits Goes to Chris "Liquid Magma" Maker!

I am serious. You wanna know what happened?

It's gonna be a few minutes.

Excuse me, can you tell us how to get to the highway from here?

So where exactly are we going?

They're totally gay for each other.

He couldn't have said that.

for racial discrimination and police brutality.

the Hemoglobin Trotters.

- You sure? - You said it.

You'll see him when we're done.

The Devil is Everywhere

Eating those delicious burgers made me feel like a new man.

Penis... my only weakness. How did you know?

Fucking assholes.

- Fuck you. - Fuck you.

you have to go for it.

- Where? - Amsterdam, man.

Now I gotta go back to the office and redo it.

Yo, I'm in here, dude.

Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... And I’m going to see her boobs!!

We're gonna die.

- Hey, check this out! - Yeah, nice!

Hunger, Harold.

you the king of the forest?

If I were you, I'd leave as soon as possible.