Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on pookie, let's burn this motha fucka down!

and stop this post-college rebel bullshit?

Watch out, watch out

Me in Tokyo When the Eagles win

To Let You Go And Fuck It All Up!

Kumar! The cops...

See, isn't that the most disgusting thing you've ever seen?

Come on pookie let's burn this motherfucker down

of being one of those nerdy Indian guys turned doctor,

Come on, Mike, let's burn this motherfucker down!

- I most certainly did not. - Yeah, you did.

I really don't have a desire to go to med school.

You know what? Fuck it, I'm hungry. Let's just get outta here.

In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers

Well, since we're all here...

So what? It's Friday night.

and start a Ringers lactate push.

mando telling jenevieve

Hey, listen, if...

- Yeah! - Yeah!

So what? She's kind of fuckin' cute. Let her touch your penis.

You're absolutely right. I'm sorry, guys.

So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.

Yo, Manny and Shevitz, get up. We're going to White Castle.

I'll talk to you later. Where was I?

- Hey! - Let's get 'em! Halt!

which they believe to be extremely accurate.

Every time I think about it I wanna cry

Oh, dude, you should've boned her when you had the chance, man.

black, African-American.

I know, Extreme Sport Punk Number One.

We got to go to Hot Dog Heaven. No more detours along the way.

We don't need...

yes raelene don't knee yourself! oh sorry dear i won't be at a pub then. (knees the face) veruzsles! don't fright me!

Bullets... my only weakness. How did you know?

There's these two filthy pussies just aching to get boned by us.

I don't know what came over me.

Don’t look at titties. Buy a car from me instead!

Hmmm, you sure??

- What the fuck are you doing? - We're sorry. We're very sorry!

I'll go to Berenson myself.

Damn! You sank my battle shit!

So you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?

Lo he oído todo

Neil, you wouldn't happen to know

with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions

Dude, I got the yellow plague

Fine, hurry up.

- You asshole! - Wha... wha...?

Why don't you guys just leave us alone?

Soft and chocolate lips...

Go walking through the forest

Oh, shit! This guy's gonna die!

What are you gonna tell Berenson?

for having a natural ability in medicine.

It’s semen… Animal semen!!!

Well, congratu-fuckin'-lations. Your dream has come true.

bullets.. my only weakness! how'd you know?

but tonight got me thinking.

Hey, there's your girlfriend.

You just try fuckin' with me one more time!

Uh-uh. Dude, we gotta check this out.

This poor little chicken got away, and now was the pig, it’s not a dinosaur, and now was the dog

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Actually, Harold, we should be getting to the party.

Extreme libertarian!

There's nothin' left to do at night

Somebody should do something.

Dude, if it's two holes, it might not be that bad.

You know what their parties are like.

Don't touch, man. That's not cool.

Unless you want to stay here all night

Hey, Rold, I have an idea.

Me on the sixth day of self quarantine

Work was good. I caught up on some sleep.

Aren't people supposed to be scared of coyotes?

Why don't you just arrest him? Does that work out for you okay, Harold?

When I see Maria, I'm gonna know exactly what to say.

That's just 'cause they sound scary, man.

he can't hear what you're saying?

I owe you one. Just one.

...how about a foursome?

What the hell is going on, Kumar?

Now please stop beating me.

You talk to her on the phone all the time.

We're in room 109.

- Don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine. - All right.

I don't know how much more I can take.

Imagine all those burgers in your stomach right now.

Uh... Yeah, I don't have covid

Excuse me, sir. Do you happen to know

No, dude, I know exactly how to do that.

Hey Randy What the devil, Huh

That'll sufficiently sedate the patient for surgery.

Shawn>>>> ^^<<Shawns cell mate

Yes, we're gonna smoke. Do you wanna come back to my place?

- Dude, Liane is fucking hot. - She's not ugly.

and some guy hooked me up with this incredible X.

The only girls who are interested in me are girls I have no interest in.

today make me want to burn this motherfucker down

Freakshow was really shy back then, you know,

You can always get your work done in the car.

and she's a hot Latina Meg Ryan with bigger tits.