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Fuck.
Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now.
C'mon Vlad
You have a great weekend, okay, buddy?
No wonder you didn't want to go to the hospital.
- Yes. - Sweet!
COME ON, POOKIE, LET'S BURN THE M***ER F***ER DOWN
And if you'll only hold me tight
I mean, why'd you pee right next to me
Kumar. It's Daddy.
Run away, you mother...
And I'll tell the whole office
Are you a fuckin' tree-hugger? Is this your special bush?!
This is America, dude! Learn how to drive!
You have a special bond With this bush?
Just makes me wanna Burn this mother down
Oh, shit. Holy shit.
Let's do that.
Now you just have to work on your timing.
Nothing much, really. Just a little kiss action.
You know the show Doogie Howser M. D.?
Yes, I have. I'm really sorry. Won't happen again.
My family and I are outraged
Dude, she's coming back in ten days.
- Who wants some Buda? - Yeah!
It looks like you guys have had some night.
Every time I find a spider in the house...
Hey, dude, check it out... Sixteen Candles.
This isn't working.
You know the holocaust?
Bingo.
Hello. Over here!
That's why I'm paying for your meal. Prick.
There's not a car in sight. Just go ahead.
Calm down.
In the bosom of the Lord
I have put too much time and energy into you
Those guys are fuckin' posers.
Welcome to the league B Make yourself at home why dont ya
She touch your penis?
- We gotta go to White Castle. - Yes, yes!
and I said to myself...
while I watch Blind Date.
Oh, look.
Fuck.
- Whoa. - Whoa.
- Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for? - I'm fucking starving.
Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make coffee, you fuckin' whore!
Hellooooo Facebook ! Prepare to gorge yourself
If you don’t feel like getting high that’s cool with me
Now, why don't you just take this quiet little Asian guy
- Ready? One, two, three! - No. No.
I know, I'll become a cop.
- What was that? - Probably just a coyote.
when was the time i starred in the movie the fast and the furious? when you got over yourself and knew abbott said "hello gangreeniums duck fried gillard is on the menu!"
and I have two gay fathers.
The patient has a collapsed lung. I need a 14-gauge angiocath stat.
Guy says the highway is, like, a couple traffic lights from here.
Hey, we should ask her if she wants to come to White Castle.
I learned a long time ago that there's no sense getting all riled up
- What about KFC? - We've been there too many times.
Bullets- my only weakness
Yeah!
Come on Pookie, let's burn this mother fucker down!
Cheetahs are used to eating gazelles and shit.
Fuck baby oh oh fuck Oh baby oh babe
COME ON, LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!
IT’S REALLY GOOD
Thank you, Mr. Wizard. What crawled up your ass?
But your breasts look beautiful.
- Chill. - We'll be right back, Neil.
Gendered third-person pronouns, my only weakness how did you know?
you sure got a lot of signage.
What kind of name is that anyhow? Koo-mar.
So, Maria, what's been goin' on?
You wanna know what happened??? My nosy ass principal and teacher caught me beating my meat to Lucy Hale and Shay Mitchell pictures in the school bathroom
Right in front of the door.
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6a3118c9-2eba-490d-bd02-7758547732c3#rJj9s1niUr.copy Very good and good very very early early and very early
I h8 Japan
9/11
sure got a lot of dockage.
...telling me to stop resisting arrest. - Holy shit! What'd you do?
Shut up. He's right next to me. He can hear you.
when you could choose that bush or...
Chris
Is this your special bush?!
The devil is everywhere
He likes me.
Thanks.
Like Cindy Kim.
maybe you can come over and sit on your ass at my place.
Start the nitrous. Give me two large-bore I.V. S
Plus, how cool was that, saving that dude's life last night?
Who the fuck are you, shitwad?
What in the hell are you doing with my wife?
- You can do it. - Okay.
Back off, cock boy.
I love you.
Okay, what The fuck
I have to ask you. Why are you peeing right here?
PINK PONY CLUB I KEEP ON DANCIN’