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You have a special bond With this bush?
You have a great weekend, okay, buddy?
and I have two gay fathers.
Bullets- my only weakness
She touch your penis?
You know the holocaust?
and I said to myself...
It looks like you guys have had some night.
PINK PONY CLUB I KEEP ON DANCIN’
Just makes me wanna Burn this mother down
Plus, how cool was that, saving that dude's life last night?
Who the fuck are you, shitwad?
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6a3118c9-2eba-490d-bd02-7758547732c3#rJj9s1niUr.copy Very good and good very very early early and very early
Come on Pookie, let's burn this mother fucker down!
Oh, shit. Holy shit.
Okay, what The fuck
Are you a fuckin' tree-hugger? Is this your special bush?!
Right in front of the door.
- What about KFC? - We've been there too many times.
- We gotta go to White Castle. - Yes, yes!
Fuck.
Hey, we should ask her if she wants to come to White Castle.
And I'll tell the whole office
COME ON, LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!
Hellooooo Facebook ! Prepare to gorge yourself
There's not a car in sight. Just go ahead.
when was the time i starred in the movie the fast and the furious? when you got over yourself and knew abbott said "hello gangreeniums duck fried gillard is on the menu!"
Shut up. He's right next to me. He can hear you.
while I watch Blind Date.
Fuck.
Hello. Over here!
I h8 Japan
The patient has a collapsed lung. I need a 14-gauge angiocath stat.
Back off, cock boy.
- Yes. - Sweet!
I learned a long time ago that there's no sense getting all riled up
Yes, I have. I'm really sorry. Won't happen again.
sure got a lot of dockage.
Yeah!
Now you just have to work on your timing.
What in the hell are you doing with my wife?
And if you'll only hold me tight
You know the show Doogie Howser M. D.?
Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make coffee, you fuckin' whore!
- What was that? - Probably just a coyote.
I have to ask you. Why are you peeing right here?
If you don’t feel like getting high that’s cool with me
So, Maria, what's been goin' on?
COME ON, POOKIE, LET'S BURN THE M***ER F***ER DOWN
What kind of name is that anyhow? Koo-mar.
IT’S REALLY GOOD
My family and I are outraged
Nothing much, really. Just a little kiss action.
when you could choose that bush or...
- Whoa. - Whoa.
Chris
Oh, look.
Start the nitrous. Give me two large-bore I.V. S
Is this your special bush?!
In the bosom of the Lord
Fuck baby oh oh fuck Oh baby oh babe
- Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for? - I'm fucking starving.
9/11
But your breasts look beautiful.
Those guys are fuckin' posers.
Gendered third-person pronouns, my only weakness how did you know?
Dude, she's coming back in ten days.
Like Cindy Kim.
Welcome to the league B Make yourself at home why dont ya
- Who wants some Buda? - Yeah!
This is America, dude! Learn how to drive!
- Ready? One, two, three! - No. No.
I love you.
Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now.
Guy says the highway is, like, a couple traffic lights from here.
...telling me to stop resisting arrest. - Holy shit! What'd you do?
I know, I'll become a cop.
Kumar. It's Daddy.
C'mon Vlad
He likes me.
Now, why don't you just take this quiet little Asian guy
Thanks.
You wanna know what happened??? My nosy ass principal and teacher caught me beating my meat to Lucy Hale and Shay Mitchell pictures in the school bathroom
- Chill. - We'll be right back, Neil.
maybe you can come over and sit on your ass at my place.
The devil is everywhere
I mean, why'd you pee right next to me
Cheetahs are used to eating gazelles and shit.
I have put too much time and energy into you
Hey, dude, check it out... Sixteen Candles.
No wonder you didn't want to go to the hospital.
Bingo.
Let's do that.
This isn't working.
Every time I find a spider in the house...
Run away, you mother...
Thank you, Mr. Wizard. What crawled up your ass?
That's why I'm paying for your meal. Prick.
you sure got a lot of signage.
Calm down.
- You can do it. - Okay.