Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude, forget about those pricks. Let's just get some food.

I figured maybe if I did some gay shit you'd wake up.

We could have seriously injured ourselves, man!

Great band, love that band God i love Dave

We got two high-fliers on level three.

Don't bother with him. We'll take it up with Berenson tomorrow.

Never mind. Forget it. I really don't feel like getting stabbed tonight.

- Take this exit! - No!

Dude, I'm telling you, there's one right by that multiplex in New Brunswick.

Wait, wait. We gotta do something about this.

Forgot Califlower... Gone too far...

COME ON, DROGON, LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!

Well, I've got news for you. I am quick enough...

Oh, shit, that's right. That was with Goldstein.

Let's end up with one final question, just as a formality.

and attorney Nathaniel Banks are suing the state of New Jersey

If you don't feel like getting high, that's cool with me,

Your car's in the parking lot. Here are your keys.

Well, well, well.

Dude, remember that time we got really stoned

No. I didn't go all the way with her.

that would be unsure about something like that?

Yeah, you're right.

- You know the Holocaust? - Yeah.

Are you gonna do something about my car?

KAITLIN! YOU SANK MY BATTLE SHIT!

And I'm gonna see her boobs.

- Dude, where's my car? - Where's his car, dude?

You bring this filth in here? What is this shit?

every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time.

What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here.

Sweet! I was hoping it would be one of these big ring of keys.

ever made in this apartment goes to... Harold Lee.

And Nutshell Animations. Caroline

You gotta look. One of them's actually pulsating.

You think I'm not quick enough. Guy thinks I'm not quick enough.

Hey, NPH wouldn't do that, all right?

And become a fugitive? Are you nuts?

- Shit! - Yeah.

What do you want me to say? I was under pressure.

to do your work for you?

- Doctor, the patient is desatting. - Dude, he's desatting! He's desatting!

Okay, and that's 80 bucks.

Maybe it's not as bad as they say. Maybe it's just a bunch of hype.

I will speak with you tomorrow.

- I did not! - You did.

What kind of hippie am I? Man, I'm a business hippie.

We're gonna make it.

I was in bed. I didn't fire any gun. I swear.

And you break free right from the chains

Yeah, it sounds very tempting,

But, Doctor, we don't have marijuana in this hospital.

and give him a couple of other tickets?

Let's go out the back. I'll go first.

What the hell are you doing?

and if I hear from Dr. Wein that you were anything short of spectacular,

Even your dad would have been impressed, man.

All right, take a hit of that.

ever tries to pull this shit again,

- Tits! Tits! - Boobies, boobies, boobies.

Let me go crazy. Crazy on you

Hellooooo Facebook! Prepare to gorge yourself

Sorry, but if you boys want me, you have to do me at the same time.

Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl.

No, it's actually one U.

What's going on up there?

- Sorry! - Move, you fuckin' twat!

So we're going to Princeton,

Hurry up dudes, I'm losing wood

Hey. Man. What are you doin'?

So, he starts beating me with his gun...

Holy shit! Kenneth Park, class of 2004.

The search for the escaped cheetah continues tonight.

This is about the pursuit of happiness.

You know, people of colors.

Dude, I got the yellow plague There's nothing sexier than a hot Asian chick! Asian tits... I wanna squeeze 'em!

You're just stalling

I told you, he's good!

Liane, how are things between you and Freakshow presently?

I told him, I haven't even been to Newark in months.

Give me a minute. This is crazy.

I've been out of the game for so long.

I didn't mean you should do something about it.

Let's find us some tunes, baby.

It's a good thing I found you two.

Dude, I have no idea where we are.

What the Christ?

Who cares? You've seen Freakshow.

- We're getting off here. - Why?

As you probably heard from your old man,

I'm about to have the worst case of taco shits.

I'm very woozy.

Come on, Pookie Let’s burn this motherfucker down!

Should we do arr beast tribes?

- Don't shake the car! - Well, hurry up!

- No. - Why not?

Hey Randy! What? The devil! Huh?

How about you? How was White Castle?

What the hell are you doing?

Just say no. That's all it takes. Here.

- No, I'm goin'! - Lock and load!

What’s that like

Plus, the guy who works next to me decided to bathe for a change.

- Hello. - Are you guys about to smoke?

- Secure the book! - Book is secure.

- Oh, my God, what are you doing here? - Holy shit.

We made it, dude.

Come on pookie!!! Let's burn this mf to the ground