Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gonna get myself baptized, gonna get myself baptized

Yo, dude, how were Katie Holmes' tits?

I'll be back in ten days. But I'll see you when I get back?

I'm sure he won't.

Hundreds of types with different sizes, toppings, and condiments.

I'll be back in a jiffy.

I love you dada LOL

Book is secured

What the hell was that?

Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie!

but Burger Shack, they bought this location about four years ago.

I’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN’ AT THE PINK PONY CLUB

I come home from work and I walk through this lobby,

Now that's a great name

You boys need some help?

escaping persecution, poverty, and hunger.

Mi casa es su casa.

Hey, PDB wouldn't do that, all right?

Okay, it's official. We've entered the Twilight Zone.

It's almost 5:00, and this bad boy needs to get his drink on.

You know... We need some tunage for this.

to let you go and fuck it all up!

Dude, check it out. It's Rosenberg and Goldstein.

Mott, I need you to work Saturday Sunday for me.

And guess what, man.

Uh... Yeah, I don't have rabies.

get yourselves something to drink, wash up,

Check it out. Those guys look like a lame version of us.

Until then, baby

I love that shit

What the hell's wrong with you, Kumar?

Oh! They've never been better. We love each other so much.

He's mauling me! He's mauling me!

How are you, Kunie?

Should we abandon this project as it gets bigger No we’ve gone too far

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

and started throwing shit off that bridge to see if it would float?

Excuse me, how can you give him a ticket for jaywalking?

Believe me. I would love to come home. Okay?

All my work was saved on this computer.

I was wondering, a) what's it like being an investment banker,

I most certainly did not

- Shit! - Shit!

but Berenson needs me to update these financial models

A titty flash might persuade me.

Let me go crazy. Crazy on you

- And say good-bye - Say good-bye

- Hey, dude! - Come here!

Hey! What the hell are you doing?

Then listen, listen... no matter what, we are not ending this night

Do I look like the kind of brother

Come on pookie, let’s burn this Motherfucker down!

Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.

Shit, dude, he's coming over here.

Name's Randy, but everybody calls me Freakshow.

How are ya, Kumie

Please, like they want to go listen to a bunch of Phish records

Shit, shit! We're trapped, man!

Like a big bag of it.

- We gotta get our bags packed... - Amsterdam?

Humble County 513 Oh yeah, it’s that good

Joe...............Matt...............Nick

Chick magnet. Yeah

I THINK WILL’S A FAGELEH

Probably some old blind bitch!

What's the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?

- Let's do it. - All right. Awesome.

No, Neil, you don't understand.

Hey, I got a plan. Follow my lead, okay?

- What's up? - Saikat. What's going on?

- Fine. I'm leaving. - Fine.

- That was genius. - Thank you.

To be honest with you, it's actually pretty aw...

- All right. - All right.

and I know you don't know me very well... or, um, at all.

Yeah. I know that there is pain

Don't you worry about that none. We ain't too far from my place.

You were my idol.

Why? Because it would get stolen.

Hey check this out

Our parents came to this country,

This is the most fucking confusing movie I've ever seen...

You will be there, and you will behave.

- What... - Sorry.

My name's Kumar.

I'm not worthless.

- Holy shit! - Holy shit!

Just one little boil. Just look at it.

I'm already in here because of you.

What would JAson do?

With bombs and the devil. And the kids keep comin'

Whoa, what are you doing? Oh, shit!

We're so high right now.

Let's burn this motherfucker down!

- I don't have any more change. - Should I just go through?

just asking questions

Try something new.

Your laptop's completely destroyed.

- I'm stuck! - Stop turning the wheel!

No, I don't feel like delivery tonight.

Now we're in Newark, of all places.

Praise the Lord!

What's up with that? Huh?

Why did you leave the keys in the car?

every time you bite into one...

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

Stop. Don't do that. Please, do not touch me.

And Indigo Park. Ryan

- Yeah, I'm sure. - It's great.