Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Holy shit! - Holy shit!

This is the most fucking confusing movie I've ever seen...

I love you dada LOL

My name's Kumar.

Chick magnet. Yeah

- That was genius. - Thank you.

Praise the Lord!

I'm sure he won't.

I'm already in here because of you.

All my work was saved on this computer.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

Humble County 513 Oh yeah, it’s that good

To be honest with you, it's actually pretty aw...

I most certainly did not

Uh... Yeah, I don't have rabies.

Dude, check it out. It's Rosenberg and Goldstein.

Now that's a great name

Yo, dude, how were Katie Holmes' tits?

Excuse me, how can you give him a ticket for jaywalking?

- I don't have any more change. - Should I just go through?

Why? Because it would get stolen.

You boys need some help?

I'm not worthless.

Shit, dude, he's coming over here.

Check it out. Those guys look like a lame version of us.

- And say good-bye - Say good-bye

It's almost 5:00, and this bad boy needs to get his drink on.

Like a big bag of it.

A titty flash might persuade me.

Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie!

and I know you don't know me very well... or, um, at all.

Okay, it's official. We've entered the Twilight Zone.

We're so high right now.

Believe me. I would love to come home. Okay?

- I'm stuck! - Stop turning the wheel!

every time you bite into one...

to let you go and fuck it all up!

No, I don't feel like delivery tonight.

Hey, I got a plan. Follow my lead, okay?

- What's up? - Saikat. What's going on?

Until then, baby

What's the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?

I'll be back in a jiffy.

Gonna get myself baptized, gonna get myself baptized

just asking questions

What the hell's wrong with you, Kumar?

Please, like they want to go listen to a bunch of Phish records

Name's Randy, but everybody calls me Freakshow.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

I'll be back in ten days. But I'll see you when I get back?

How are ya, Kumie

Yeah. I know that there is pain

Mi casa es su casa.

You will be there, and you will behave.

- Hey, dude! - Come here!

Probably some old blind bitch!

- Let's do it. - All right. Awesome.

Let's burn this motherfucker down!

Whoa, what are you doing? Oh, shit!

but Berenson needs me to update these financial models

Hey check this out

I THINK WILL’S A FAGELEH

I come home from work and I walk through this lobby,

And guess what, man.

- What... - Sorry.

I was wondering, a) what's it like being an investment banker,

and started throwing shit off that bridge to see if it would float?

With bombs and the devil. And the kids keep comin'

Why did you leave the keys in the car?

And Indigo Park. Ryan

Mott, I need you to work Saturday Sunday for me.

Don't you worry about that none. We ain't too far from my place.

Then listen, listen... no matter what, we are not ending this night

Stop. Don't do that. Please, do not touch me.

Hey, PDB wouldn't do that, all right?

escaping persecution, poverty, and hunger.

Just one little boil. Just look at it.

He's mauling me! He's mauling me!

What's up with that? Huh?

Hey! What the hell are you doing?

I’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN’ AT THE PINK PONY CLUB

Try something new.

Our parents came to this country,

- Fine. I'm leaving. - Fine.

What the hell was that?

- Yeah, I'm sure. - It's great.

Book is secured

- We gotta get our bags packed... - Amsterdam?

Oh! They've never been better. We love each other so much.

Joe...............Matt...............Nick

I love that shit

Hundreds of types with different sizes, toppings, and condiments.

You know... We need some tunage for this.

What would JAson do?

Do I look like the kind of brother

get yourselves something to drink, wash up,

Come on pookie, let’s burn this Motherfucker down!

- Shit! - Shit!

Your laptop's completely destroyed.

but Burger Shack, they bought this location about four years ago.

- All right. - All right.

No, Neil, you don't understand.

You were my idol.

Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.

Let me go crazy. Crazy on you

Shit, shit! We're trapped, man!

Now we're in Newark, of all places.

Should we abandon this project as it gets bigger No we’ve gone too far

How are you, Kunie?