Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and convenience stores.

Hey, Randy, what, the devil, huh

Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do.

When you ask the brewer what the adjunct is for their new milkshake IPA

When has getting high ever prevented you from doing your work?

It's a godforsaken bloodbath.

Who's looking after the Kwik-E-Mart while you're gone?

Let's do this together.

When I realized I can quit and make more on unemployment.,,,

He's trying to break free! Get him!

All right, I'll see you there, man.

We are not picking up a hitchhiker, man.

So I gotta ask you, Neil,

See you boys at the office on Monday.

And the award for the least heterosexual statement

You could've asked her if she wanted to come to White Castle with us.

and on days that I'm lucky enough,

That was close, huh, Roldy?

Have you seen a Korean guy Yeah, only when I open my eyes though

Give me the worse news first.

- We gotta find the pharmacy. - Dr. Patel!

- 80 bucks, okay? - Okay.

Look, it doesn't matter.

Chick magnet. Chick magnet

Roldy, let's go.

Hey, Randy, what

We borrowed your car that night. My bad.

Hellooo, Facebook fam Prepare to gorge yourself

I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Hurry up because I want to go smoke weed

Move You Retarded Cocksucker (Lynnette), Move!

You should be proud of that name, son

have just arrested a gang of hooligans

Thanks for helping us out.

This whole freaking night, this whole night, is your fault!

Now there's some sort of puss.

I wish we had some more weed.

You know I've never taken a swing at you, ever.

Never mind me. What the fuck are you doing here?

- Mommy, can we go home? - Get in the car, Bradley Thomas.

Great show. God, I love that show. Doogie.

Me playing Diablo 4

What's it like being an investment banker?

You're really not low

Then graduation day came, and we went to college,

Are you gonna let 'em hold you down and make you cry?

I don't know, man. Should we just eat here?

it made me start to crave it, too.

Whatever. Even if I wanted to meet other women,

Late-night Math League meeting, homos?

It's a safety issue, okay? There we go.

"I know this is gonna seem completely out of the blue,"

"What Kind Of Hippie Am I? Man, I'm A Business Hippie."

- The cops are gonna catch us. - No, they're not. Not for that.

Dick dick dock Cock in pussy

Did you leave the key in the car with the engine running?

Why don't you just go have a seat in the living room?

Put on your wipers.

And not just one type of hamburger, okay?

- We don't ever speak. - We don't talk, so that was inappropriate.

Tits! Tits! Those aren’t real? Yes, they are!

'cause of all his hideous boils on his face and neck.

Move, you retarded cocksucker! Move!

You son of a Bitch

Yeah. Take the 33 west and take the Turnpike south,

Dude, I got love on my side, man.

and seeing Neil Patrick Harris

Shawn>>>> Shawns cell b

Do me a favor and run down and get it for me, please?

Watch out, watch out

Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.

Come on. You all right?

We're gonna die. He's going to kill us.

It was somewhere between that, getting yelled at by my dad,

SHE TOUCH YOUR PENIS?

- Are you crazy? - What?

What are you talking about? It's just a little mist.

the burgers here just don't cut it.

probably eat a whole pint of Haagen-Dazs

- What's the fuckin' holdup here? - Shit.

What if someone finds us in here?

Have you seen a Korean guy around here?

He bit me! I've got rabies!

Hurry up, dudes, hurry up. I'm losing wood.

We haven't played that since back at camp.

I kept saying, I understand I'm under arrest.

Multiple gunshots fired in Millbrook Park.

Forget it. End of discussion.

They're not known for eating humans.

Come On, Pookie, Let's Burn This M**erf***er Down

The Doogie line always works on strippers.

sure got a lot of blaggage.

Dude, I've been cutting my ass hair with them for the past six months.