Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We gotta find the pharmacy. - Dr. Patel!

When you ask the brewer what the adjunct is for their new milkshake IPA

Have you seen a Korean guy around here?

Forget it. End of discussion.

He bit me! I've got rabies!

Let's do this together.

SHE TOUCH YOUR PENIS?

What if someone finds us in here?

You could've asked her if she wanted to come to White Castle with us.

- The cops are gonna catch us. - No, they're not. Not for that.

Whatever. Even if I wanted to meet other women,

You're really not low

Me playing Diablo 4

I wish we had some more weed.

Hurry up because I want to go smoke weed

Multiple gunshots fired in Millbrook Park.

the burgers here just don't cut it.

What are you talking about? It's just a little mist.

And the award for the least heterosexual statement

Are you gonna let 'em hold you down and make you cry?

Dude, I got love on my side, man.

Have you seen a Korean guy Yeah, only when I open my eyes though

So I gotta ask you, Neil,

'cause of all his hideous boils on his face and neck.

I kept saying, I understand I'm under arrest.

Chick magnet. Chick magnet

- We don't ever speak. - We don't talk, so that was inappropriate.

Roldy, let's go.

Hurry up, dudes, hurry up. I'm losing wood.

Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do.

I don't know, man. Should we just eat here?

Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.

and seeing Neil Patrick Harris

Come on. You all right?

it made me start to crave it, too.

When has getting high ever prevented you from doing your work?

and convenience stores.

Did you leave the key in the car with the engine running?

We borrowed your car that night. My bad.

Thanks for helping us out.

It's a godforsaken bloodbath.

Dick dick dock Cock in pussy

Who's looking after the Kwik-E-Mart while you're gone?

Look, it doesn't matter.

Give me the worse news first.

Great show. God, I love that show. Doogie.

And not just one type of hamburger, okay?

You know I've never taken a swing at you, ever.

have just arrested a gang of hooligans

"What Kind Of Hippie Am I? Man, I'm A Business Hippie."

See you boys at the office on Monday.

He's trying to break free! Get him!

Shawn>>>> Shawns cell b

We haven't played that since back at camp.

- Are you crazy? - What?

Move, you retarded cocksucker! Move!

It's a safety issue, okay? There we go.

"I know this is gonna seem completely out of the blue,"

When I realized I can quit and make more on unemployment.,,,

and on days that I'm lucky enough,

Do me a favor and run down and get it for me, please?

You should be proud of that name, son

Now there's some sort of puss.

What's it like being an investment banker?

Watch out, watch out

Late-night Math League meeting, homos?

Never mind me. What the fuck are you doing here?

Then graduation day came, and we went to college,

Tits! Tits! Those aren’t real? Yes, they are!

It was somewhere between that, getting yelled at by my dad,

We are not picking up a hitchhiker, man.

Move You Retarded Cocksucker (Lynnette), Move!

The Doogie line always works on strippers.

Hey, Randy, what, the devil, huh

Put on your wipers.

Come On, Pookie, Let's Burn This M**erf***er Down

That was close, huh, Roldy?

Why don't you just go have a seat in the living room?

- 80 bucks, okay? - Okay.

All right, I'll see you there, man.

They're not known for eating humans.

Yeah. Take the 33 west and take the Turnpike south,

- Mommy, can we go home? - Get in the car, Bradley Thomas.

- What's the fuckin' holdup here? - Shit.

You son of a Bitch

probably eat a whole pint of Haagen-Dazs

Hellooo, Facebook fam Prepare to gorge yourself

Hey, Randy, what

Dude, I've been cutting my ass hair with them for the past six months.

This whole freaking night, this whole night, is your fault!

I don't want to talk to you anymore.

We're gonna die. He's going to kill us.

sure got a lot of blaggage.