Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Yes
God I love that game....Duty...
Hey, guys, thanks for picking me up.
Oh, my God!
To let you go and fuck it all up!
We've come too far. Now buckle up. Buckle up!
I looked at some of the road signs up there,
Are you a fuckin' tree-hugger?
Just try it! Thank you, come again.
Get out! Bernadette, show this young man to the door!
Mr. Patel, I am more than familiar with diarrhea.
Dude, you know where I can get some chronic?
Damn Pamela you sank my battle shit
- We gotta hit up this Asian joint. - No, we don't.
You wanna see sticky-icky, my friend?
You're gonna take that?
Extreme Archaeology
Oh, yeah.
I can't believe it, man. We were this close to getting laid.
- $220?! Are you crazy?! - Kumar, if you don't stop...
- Dude, are you kidding me? - No.
On my way to White Castle
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Let's get going. - What's the rush, dude?
2020: Coronavirus and murder hornets didn't work I'm going to burn this mother down
Hit.
Rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first. Ready?
Listen, I can't party tonight, okay? I gotta stay late at the office.
I had the craziest night of my life tonight,
- Bust my ass? - Yeah, Koo-mar.
Watch out, watch out
Anyway, nice meeting you guys. I'll catch you later.
The patient appears to be stabilized.
Tech does 99 out of 100 on the home checklist and misses 1 Management:
No black mother... gonna get away with this, so... all y'all.
- Yes. - This is actually a two-part question.
Oh, shit.
Okay, let's agree to never talk about what just happened.
Fuck it all up
- Okay, alright. - No sudden moves. Back it up!
No, we've gone too far.
Mush!
That's bullshit. He's coming with me. Isn't that right, Roldy?
We're gonna be at White Castle in no time!
Thanks.
I can't believe you were gonna ditch me for the Joy Luck Club.
I'll be right back.
A play on the name of the famous colored, Negro basketball squad...
I'm not sure we quite understand, Liane.
She touch your penis?
So you think this is just about the burgers, huh?
- Dude, this is ridiculous. Just walk across. - It'll change in a second.
Man.
I got some unfinished business to take care of.
Hurry up dudes, I'm losing wood
What would Jesus do?
But you hold on for one more day
Cockboy
I hope you are here to apologize for what you did in your interview today.
Hey.
Here you go, boys.
Harold? What happened to you, man?
with that dishy Indian guy.
Kumar, I got a shitload of work to finish.
that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals
Yeah, I just needed to get my hands on this.
- Just what? - We...
- No, I just... - This your bush?
Great game. God I love that game....Duty.
Because we're gonna sweet-talk Cindy Kim into finding us some weed.
What did you want me to do, stand there and take the hit?
Za każdym razem jak jest miło I jesteśmy sami
Pov: Biologists looking at birds
"Bitch! Learn How To Fuckin' Make Coffee, You Fuckin' Whore!"
Why are you peeing on it?
It's a very beautiful story about someone
you sure?
When Are They Going To Develop Button Technology ...
i want that feeling The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires
Is this your special bush!!
Freakshow.
Holy shit! Whoa!
and I guess I learned that if you want something or someone,
The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Maybe if we just stay really, really still, he'll just go away.
I'm applying for a summer internship at Brewster Keegan.
Dude, that was awesome! Where the hell did that come from?
Great. Let's just get out of here.
Girls, you guys wanna hang out,
you the king of the forest?
No shit, dude. Let's eat.
You said it
Round one of todau's Battle Shits Goes to Chris "Liquid Magma" Maker!
Dude, who knew learning Hindi would actually pay off?
Sorry.
Foster NOOOOOOOOO!
Yes!
This is awesome!
I'm serious. Don't take all night.
Come on pookie, let's burn this mother****** down!
Dude, remember when Goldstein used to work at that burger place?
Yo, this party's bumpin'!
You lookin' to toke up?
Kumar.
What kind of hippie are you?
Where are you going?
...just makes me want to burn this mf down.
Damn, that hit the spot.
109. We'll see you ladies later. Yes!
There's a White Castle that's open 24 hours up in Cherry Hill.
is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment.
not with all that crust in his ear.
What bridge? I don't remem... What are you talking about?
and it looks like the cheetah took us in the wrong direction.
I can't take it anymore!
When Brad tries to get you to hit on your sister
No. No, no. Forget about it. Just drive.
Kumar.
- Your lead? - Yeah.
- One hole or two? - Whatever you want.
No.
Don't you know things can change