Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jesus! You all right?

Well, I never got your car stolen.

Girl, I'm spendin' my dimes

Please tell me theres another Burgerfi in town!

- Agreed? - Agreed.

Do you think just because you're whispering,

What is that, like, five O's or two U's?

- Shit! - Yeah.

and ready for the O.R. Stat!

They wanted to live in a land that treated them as equals,

- Hey, Dad. - Hi, Dr. Patel.

I want 30 Slyders, 5 French fries, and 4 large Cherry Cokes.

Let me apologize for my friend here. I'm very sorry.

Oh, dude, you always exaggerate.

When are they fucking going to develop button technology

Did he just steal my bowling ball?

...or he could go into cardiac arrest. - All right, I'll get the anesthesiologist.

I hate you, Kumar.

I'm not speaking to you.

I don't understand. You just hugged him.

Is this your special Bush?

Finally, some action. I'm goin'!

I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.

AT THE PINK PONY CLUB I’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE

We've just been driving around looking for White Castle,

- Both! - This is awesome!

What? You assume we don't know how to have a good time?

I'll completely cut you off.

Goin' down to Georgia

I have this meeting with these new clients tonight,

- Did you just call me cock boy? - Yeah, you know I did.

Pink Pony club!

Well, that sounds awful.

Nothing important. I can talk. What's going on?

Isle Royale east side = extreme

- Oh, my God! - Battle shits?

Sorry! Move you Fucking twat!

She calls me. Then she rambles on

I don't want our balls rubbing against each other.

Wherever God takes me.

Presets. Use the presets.

Well, thank you so much for being understanding about Bradley.

Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down!

I'm Freakshow's wife Liane.

"I'm not worthwhile"

Look, you Twinkie bitch,

but we keep getting sidetracked.

and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?

Officer Thurmond Brucks found their abandoned car,

The only reason I'm applying

What is that like, four dads and three sex robots?

- This is what I'm dealing with. - Come on!

It's a good thing I have an empty stomach or else I'd puke right now.

Dear Lynnette: Move You Retarded Cocksucker, Move

Check out those boils on his neck.

Let me tell you, it's about far more than that.

Isn't that your favorite movie?

You know, my whole life I've just been scared

Shut up, man. It's a classic.

Picture the exact opposite of that.

- That was the best meal of my life. - Mine, too.

fuck my wife, watch TV... anything you want.

Yeah. We started our own basketball team...

Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make coffee, you fuckin' whore!

Doctor, you've got to do something or we're gonna lose him!

Your sure? You said it

I'm really glad you're here. We've had a rough night.

I spend ten seconds in this elevator with you.

Dude, am I deaf, or did he just say we get to fuck his wife?

Forget White Castle. Let's go get some pussy.

It comes as no surprise. Your father is highly respected in his field.

Don't worry. The universe tends to unfold as it should.

Yeah. It was a dick move on my part.

Have you boys accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

IT’S REALLLYYYYY GOOD

and he finally mustered up the courage to ask me out.

without White Castle in our stomachs.

Keegan when he finds out Jimmy and Sean are both leaving

- Harold! Harold! - No, no, no.

Thank God. I'm starving.

No, we've gone too far.

- Like your life is so hard. - Eat my balls, Saikat.

Wanna come back for ya headphones

Get your hand off the gas! Shit!

Rold. Is that you?

Are you crazy? Run! Run!

All the other surgeons are working on other patients.

Oh, this is stolen.

If we get caught, you are taking the blame.

- Think you could help me with this? - You need help?

Kumar's phone. Kumar speaking.

I want something we haven't had in a while.

When someone asks me what I thought of the show.

Hey, Roldy, there's something I forgot to tell you.

Hey, aren't those the guys that got the shit kicked...

What are you gonna do about it, Mr. Miyagi?

Is there a problem, Officer Palumbo?

When she gets back, she may not be available.

That was so fucking extreme