Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have this meeting with these new clients tonight,

The only reason I'm applying

Is this your special Bush?

"I'm not worthwhile"

without White Castle in our stomachs.

I want something we haven't had in a while.

When are they fucking going to develop button technology

Wanna come back for ya headphones

I want 30 Slyders, 5 French fries, and 4 large Cherry Cokes.

- Shit! - Yeah.

Shut up, man. It's a classic.

- Agreed? - Agreed.

- Both! - This is awesome!

She calls me. Then she rambles on

Dear Lynnette: Move You Retarded Cocksucker, Move

and he finally mustered up the courage to ask me out.

That was so fucking extreme

When she gets back, she may not be available.

Do you think just because you're whispering,

- Hey, Dad. - Hi, Dr. Patel.

Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make coffee, you fuckin' whore!

What is that, like, five O's or two U's?

Are you crazy? Run! Run!

- Like your life is so hard. - Eat my balls, Saikat.

IT’S REALLLYYYYY GOOD

Well, thank you so much for being understanding about Bradley.

Hey, aren't those the guys that got the shit kicked...

Look, you Twinkie bitch,

Rold. Is that you?

I don't want our balls rubbing against each other.

Kumar's phone. Kumar speaking.

What are you gonna do about it, Mr. Miyagi?

Check out those boils on his neck.

Your sure? You said it

Let me tell you, it's about far more than that.

I don't understand. You just hugged him.

You know, my whole life I've just been scared

Forget White Castle. Let's go get some pussy.

It comes as no surprise. Your father is highly respected in his field.

No, we've gone too far.

All the other surgeons are working on other patients.

- That was the best meal of my life. - Mine, too.

Dude, am I deaf, or did he just say we get to fuck his wife?

Hey, Roldy, there's something I forgot to tell you.

Is there a problem, Officer Palumbo?

Please tell me theres another Burgerfi in town!

I'll completely cut you off.

Oh, this is stolen.

and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?

...or he could go into cardiac arrest. - All right, I'll get the anesthesiologist.

- Oh, my God! - Battle shits?

Oh, dude, you always exaggerate.

I hate you, Kumar.

Presets. Use the presets.

What is that like, four dads and three sex robots?

We've just been driving around looking for White Castle,

fuck my wife, watch TV... anything you want.

When someone asks me what I thought of the show.

Pink Pony club!

AT THE PINK PONY CLUB I’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE

Thank God. I'm starving.

Don't worry. The universe tends to unfold as it should.

Doctor, you've got to do something or we're gonna lose him!

Well, that sounds awful.

Nothing important. I can talk. What's going on?

Yeah. We started our own basketball team...

Goin' down to Georgia

I'm really glad you're here. We've had a rough night.

Isn't that your favorite movie?

Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down!

They wanted to live in a land that treated them as equals,

Wherever God takes me.

- This is what I'm dealing with. - Come on!

Get your hand off the gas! Shit!

Finally, some action. I'm goin'!

I'm Freakshow's wife Liane.

- Did you just call me cock boy? - Yeah, you know I did.

Jesus! You all right?

Isle Royale east side = extreme

I spend ten seconds in this elevator with you.

Keegan when he finds out Jimmy and Sean are both leaving

What? You assume we don't know how to have a good time?

Let me apologize for my friend here. I'm very sorry.

- Think you could help me with this? - You need help?

It's a good thing I have an empty stomach or else I'd puke right now.

- Harold! Harold! - No, no, no.

Well, I never got your car stolen.

Have you boys accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

Picture the exact opposite of that.

and ready for the O.R. Stat!

Girl, I'm spendin' my dimes

Did he just steal my bowling ball?

but we keep getting sidetracked.

Sorry! Move you Fucking twat!

If we get caught, you are taking the blame.

Officer Thurmond Brucks found their abandoned car,

Yeah. It was a dick move on my part.

I'm not speaking to you.

I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.