Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In one-on-one combat, either of us could take down a coyote, no problem.

Hold his throat and groin. Come on, rookie.

Hey, NPH wouldn't do that, all right?

Come on, Pookie, let's burn this mf down!

who would like to have a chat with you and I.

like a baby canary.

My name's tony and i'm a pedophile

Trust me, you're gonna love this.

Stop resisting! We need backup now!

You know the Holocaust? Picture the exact opposite of that

You were probably the big asshole in your high school, right?

Shawn>>>> <<<Shawns cell mate who bunks next to toilet

and you went nowhere, and you thought,

Hang on a second, nurse. What we should probably use is marijuana.

This your bush?

I know. I know. Let's just go.

There are far worse things in this world than being tapped

because in the next couple of hours,

Move You Retarded Cocksucker (Lynnette), Move!

And if either one of you douche bags

- No. - Extreme kayaking!

Okay. I'm going up there.

I owe you one Just one

You're worthless.

At her school? NPH

Hey Randy, what, the devil the devil is everywhere

The meeting got changed to tomorrow.

and b) would you write me a recommendation?

- Fucking extreme! - I'm so sick of their bullshit.

When you fuck your girlfriends' sister

Someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around

Fudge, dude. Are you kidding me?

how to get on the highway from here, would you?

Can we have some pot brownies?

- Dude, it's working! - Oh, my God!

Thank Christ. Just give me a dime of your finest sticky.

I mean, there are these two very lovely young pussies

- We're gonna die. - No, now hold on.

Besides, man, it makes your johnson look totally bigger.

That you guys think you can party all weekend,

We didn't make it here, and now we're broke!

- I'm sorry. Hold on. - I'm going through.

When you ask the head brewer what makes his hazy’s taste to different

I made some love stains On your back seat

I just want those cute little ping-pong breasts.

I hope your interview today was good.

You have a special bond with this bush?

I'm trimming my pubes.

What’s that like

I'm not worthwhile.

- Excuse me, I have to... - Huh?

Hey 小香 Try this

Dude, I got this.

Forget about White Castle. There is no time.

What happened to my car?

Didn't we come here on a cheetah? Where's the cheetah?

because you're not quick enough to think of a comeback.

Neil Patrick Harris stole my car tonight.

- I'm gonna burn it once and for all. - Stop that.

Now, this is about achieving what our parents set out for.

I just found enough dope in the car

Wow, I'm sorry.

Twinkie... yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

You said outside that we could have sex with her.

Come on, Brad! Let's report these motherfuckers for the mold

Why aren't you doing this in your room, man?

A ticket? Are you serious?

- Oh, no, I didn't! - You did, you did.

Dude, come on. It's 1:00 in the morning.

Ugh, yeah I don’t have sleep apnea

You can suck my...

- Hello! Over here! - Excuse me!

I can do it. I can do it.

As you were, ladies.

- Yes. - Yeah, he's great. Cool guy.

Did he just steal my bowling ball?

Well... Since we're all here

Shit. What's going on, man?

Don't you like food that's tasty and delicious?

well george 1998 is a good retirement age yes white spackfill a get on the loud hailer now! yes gotta gran and get the word out yes grandma snell's joyride with joycjddlwwicklies! boing yes faye and 129 is a good age for it the format:beeteex yes 976 yes retire on that reow! channel you're divorced!

Cindy's fine. It's just...

Listen, Harold, I'm really sorry.

We can play battleshits or we can play with my new toy

But, you said I won’t work Saturday Sundays.. I know something just came up

Shae after her coffee

once we get back on the highway, we'll be there soon, don't worry.

Two words for you, bro... medical marijuana.

Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!

or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

You gonna take that, Buri?

It worked on me. There's no reason it shouldn't work on you.

Living in Northern AZ...Have you seen an Indian guy?

but you both have the same lame taste in movies!

Hey, hey, listen up, guys!

Who the fuck are you shitwad?

The things I would eat of her ass… You have no idea!

Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers.