Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, we met at choir practice about four years ago.
If you guys got the yellow fever,
I actually had a very long week at work. How about you?
When you catch her in bed With JT Washington
Let's get us some poontang
- Let me take care of this. - You should be proud of that name, son.
It's semen
How is that not the worse news?
And please bring in some fresh diarrhe... dry towels!
Come on, come on! Get 'em, guys!
There's a gas station. I'm gonna see if we can get directions.
I had White Castle, so I'm a little dizzy.
maybe smoke a little weed and have some fun?
- He's got a gun. - That's not a gun, that's a book.
Are those my scissors? Dude, I trim my nose hair with those!
…COCKFOSTER!
I Owe You One. Just One.
We should be in Cherry Hill in ten minutes.
Dude, give me 35 cents.
- Come here, Harold. - Maria.
Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!
Dude, I got the yellow plague There's nothing sexier than a hot Asian chick! Asian tits... I wanna squeeze 'em!
a land filled with hamburger stands.
I'm telling you, man, that was amazing!
No, no. Pies, pies... no.
Michelle Lucas
Yeah, I can see that.
Forgot Cauliflower at store I've gone too far...
If we did some gay shit? Where are we?
Who?
Open my window!
- She touch your penis? - What?
Dude, how do you think I get all my shit done?
Yes. I think he did.
Kumar! Still in jail, asshole!
Realized we can make more on unemployment
No.
Paola Howard
- Harold, how do I get out of here? - How the hell should I know?
I told you, he's good.
I'm completely on edge right now, man.
Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?
We're getting laid, bro.
All right, I got it.
- Better yet, just take him to jail. - Better idea.
I want that.
She touch your penis?
Move you fuckin' twat!
which contained a large bag of marijuana.
I don't have my interview for a couple of hours.
Yes!
No way to breathe easy. No time to be young
No. I'm gonna be honest with you.
What the hell are you guys doing here?
Hold on for one more day
The things I would eat out of her ass, You have no idea!
Hey, how can I still give them shit?
Yo, check it out. We're almost there.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Dude, in here, in here.
about her East Asian Students Club or whatever.
And Asians. And Asians.
Dude!
Helllooooo!!!! New Brunswick!!
- Aw, shit. - Don't move!
Shit! What are we gonna do?
That I'm your workhorse?
Dr. Roldy, hold this.
Pillar.. What’s that like 5 e’s or 2 r’s
Michelle Lucas
Great, I think I've got to go, too.
Excuse me, are you Neil Patrick Harris?
Is it true you're an analyst for Brewster Keegan?
What are you doing?
Everything's gonna be all ri...
Bro? I'm not your bro, bro.
We've been in love ever since.
....COWBOY
Yes! All right, we gotta find keys.
I do.
Dude, we can stay here, get arrested,
Cock Boy
MAN, THAT WAS SO FUCKIN’ EXTREME
Now I'm actually looking forward to going to work this week.
Yes, sir, Officer Palumbo, sir.
Yeah, only when I open my eyes, though.
And a few Mexicans as well.
Hey, look here, fellas. You guys gonna have to order from the drive-thru menu.
My poetry's not lame. It's really good.
The Germans are taking an early flight back.
Cameron Helena
This is perfect. We're back on the road, we got directions, it stopped raining.
Get out! Get out of my room.
Yeah. it was a dick move.
So? Why don't you just get somebody else
The diarrhea twins definitely would have had sex with us.
Come on. How was I supposed to know he'd fuck us over?
You know, that kind of go...
Boy, do you need a girl.
Oh, shit!
Nice pubes.
When you see your buddy after his date
- Check it out! - Extreme cheddar!
What about Cindy? She was looking kinda cute tonight, man.
- That was... I'm sorry. - I don't even know you.
No, I understand exactly what's going on here.
Hey, asshole! Why don't you leave that guy alone
I want the same, except make mine Diet Cokes, Chuck.
- Where are you going? - I'm going inside to call the police.
What's going on? It didn't register.
Okay.
Forget it! I'm not risking my life over a bunch of hamburgers, man.
Christy, are you still there?
- What the hell is going on? - He probably thinks I'm my brother.
- I'm officially done with my work. - Oh, yeah? Nice!
then I guess...
Are you listening to me, Roldy? I'm having a major epiphany here.
I made some love stains in the back seat.
Thank God I found you. We have an emergency.