Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Let me take care of this. - You should be proud of that name, son.

- Harold, how do I get out of here? - How the hell should I know?

Hey, asshole! Why don't you leave that guy alone

Yeah, I can see that.

Dude, how do you think I get all my shit done?

Realized we can make more on unemployment

This is perfect. We're back on the road, we got directions, it stopped raining.

I had White Castle, so I'm a little dizzy.

Forget it! I'm not risking my life over a bunch of hamburgers, man.

I don't have my interview for a couple of hours.

Christy, are you still there?

Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!

Dude, in here, in here.

Yes. I think he did.

Shit! What are we gonna do?

No. I'm gonna be honest with you.

The Germans are taking an early flight back.

No way to breathe easy. No time to be young

Kumar! Still in jail, asshole!

I made some love stains in the back seat.

If we did some gay shit? Where are we?

- I'm officially done with my work. - Oh, yeah? Nice!

a land filled with hamburger stands.

which contained a large bag of marijuana.

She touch your penis?

Excuse me, are you Neil Patrick Harris?

Forgot Cauliflower at store I've gone too far...

Boy, do you need a girl.

And a few Mexicans as well.

I'm telling you, man, that was amazing!

Let's get us some poontang

And Asians. And Asians.

How is that not the worse news?

Great, I think I've got to go, too.

Hey, look here, fellas. You guys gonna have to order from the drive-thru menu.

- He's got a gun. - That's not a gun, that's a book.

What are you doing?

Yeah, only when I open my eyes, though.

No, I understand exactly what's going on here.

Dude, I got the yellow plague There's nothing sexier than a hot Asian chick! Asian tits... I wanna squeeze 'em!

Are you listening to me, Roldy? I'm having a major epiphany here.

Oh, no! Oh, no!

What's going on? It didn't register.

I Owe You One. Just One.

Everything's gonna be all ri...

All right, I got it.

about her East Asian Students Club or whatever.

When you see your buddy after his date

If you guys got the yellow fever,

So? Why don't you just get somebody else

Open my window!

We should be in Cherry Hill in ten minutes.

Hold on for one more day

Get out! Get out of my room.

My poetry's not lame. It's really good.

We've been in love ever since.

Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?

- Aw, shit. - Don't move!

MAN, THAT WAS SO FUCKIN’ EXTREME

And please bring in some fresh diarrhe... dry towels!

Move you fuckin' twat!

Yo, check it out. We're almost there.

The diarrhea twins definitely would have had sex with us.

Pillar.. What’s that like 5 e’s or 2 r’s

Dude, give me 35 cents.

Thank God I found you. We have an emergency.

There's a gas station. I'm gonna see if we can get directions.

That I'm your workhorse?

Are those my scissors? Dude, I trim my nose hair with those!

No, no. Pies, pies... no.

Now I'm actually looking forward to going to work this week.

Dr. Roldy, hold this.

Bro? I'm not your bro, bro.

Yeah. it was a dick move.

Dude, we can stay here, get arrested,

When you catch her in bed With JT Washington

- Check it out! - Extreme cheddar!

I actually had a very long week at work. How about you?

The things I would eat out of her ass, You have no idea!

What about Cindy? She was looking kinda cute tonight, man.

- She touch your penis? - What?

Is it true you're an analyst for Brewster Keegan?

I'm completely on edge right now, man.

- Come here, Harold. - Maria.

We're getting laid, bro.

Hey, how can I still give them shit?

maybe smoke a little weed and have some fun?

Well, we met at choir practice about four years ago.

I told you, he's good.

Yes! All right, we gotta find keys.

What the hell are you guys doing here?

- Where are you going? - I'm going inside to call the police.

- What the hell is going on? - He probably thinks I'm my brother.

- That was... I'm sorry. - I don't even know you.

Come on. How was I supposed to know he'd fuck us over?

then I guess...

Come on, come on! Get 'em, guys!

- Better yet, just take him to jail. - Better idea.

You know, that kind of go...

I want the same, except make mine Diet Cokes, Chuck.

Yes, sir, Officer Palumbo, sir.