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Jesus Christ. Lead with the price. What did you let me do that for?
Why are you here?
You say everything's complicated.
♪ And I know you can carry on ♪
Oh. Oh, So that's what it is. You're jealous.
You're very single.
- [computer beeping] - I'm hacking your computer.
Better go down there before someone takes the last sweet chilli.
♪ On my lungs, I know I can't breathe ♪
Sure.
♪ You were taken from ♪
Carrie. The party's part of it.
Well, it's happening later.
♪ And the weight is crushing down ♪
[romantic song playing]
You need sleep. Let's get you to bed.
I can fix it. [pants]
I don't want space! I want you to be here.
["Brave Face" playing]
You could just talk to your girlfriend.
I've never seen you smile for this long before.
[gulps, exhales sharply]
and just get the words out as quick as you can.
I spent all morning moving my stuff from the bathroom.
It puts Red Bull to shame.
- [retches] - [partygoers gasp, shriek]
Well, I do have a slutty dress I want to wear.
No, not right now. Just you stay here and be normal.
Well, I don't want to have a party.
Who likes a party? Because this boy does.
[exhales sharply] He knows exactly what I'm gonna do,
Get your head in the game, Carrie!
Jizzlord!
Ooh.
Ooh, I'd better empty the recycling now so that we have adequate space
- [pedestrian 1] Okay. - [pedestrian 2 laughs]
[Mary] No, no. I don't want a natty wine, young man.
I swear, this has never happened before.
I suppose you could start looking for a stable job.
I don't think that's the foundation for a lifelong partnership.
[gulps, pants]
- Uh, it's J-- - [shushes]
[laughing]
[normal audio] …break up.
Wait, no! Don't!
Yeah, but…
Actually, yeah. Yeah, that's right.