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Okay. Well, Gordon, this is my mum.
Because she feels left out without one.
♪ Crying in the rain ♪
Do you even hear what I'm saying?
I'm just gonna be an adult and say, "Hey, can we have a quick chat?"
- Not this time. - Randall, come on! Hurry up!
I know. It's-It's the new me.
I'm-I'm confused about a lot of things, but you're the one thing that makes sense.
But no one bats an eye if you have a favourite parent.
It's your party. This is the perfect time. He has to listen to you.
Well, at least you tried. That's all you can ask.
Luke, why don't you go get yourself a drink? Help yourself to anything.
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
- [sighs] Do you want a cup of tea? - [whimpering] Yes, please.
But it costs money, and she doesn't have that.
- It doesn't matter. - Jizzlord.
[sighs] Balls.
- Yeah. - No.
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ - ♪ You gotta live ♪
♪ Do you realise ♪
I'm throwing you a surprise party!
But now, I think I dodged a bullet.
- Just flour, milk, eggs, sugar, right? - No, you for--
[grunts]
[Luke] Have you seen a girl? She's about this tall.
I shouldn't have brought him up.
Um, do you wanna go outside then?
[sighs] You're a lifesaver.
[audio distorts, rewinds]
I knew they were up to something.
So I thought I'd focus on you now.
After you.
♪ Ooohe, Makeba, Makeba ma che bella ♪
I swear I keep meaning to bring it up, but I just keep getting sidetracked.
Usually he just carb loads, but I haven't seen him eat much.
♪ To be robbed again ♪
[party horn honks, squeaks]
[partygoers chattering in distance]
Your crisp selection is absolutely baffling.
Twelve grand.
I'm the come guy. So I should act like the come guy.
Just leave it. It's not gonna happen.
because they are invisible to society.
Carrie, focus!
by providing a service to unfulfilled women.