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- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
Oh. Yeah, right.
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
And you're not sure about this, are you?
Yeah. Sure.
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
Do you dance?
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You have given out...
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
It's starting.
It's a Ducati.
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
I have been such a dick and a douche.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
Oh, my God.
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
You may be my last loan.
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
[PHONE RINGS]
Good evening, Los Angeles
No, I don't at all.
Are you ready to make a covenant?
I've been thinking...
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
It's me again.
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
You paused.
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
[LAUGHING]
Whoa.
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
ALL: Surprise!
It's gonna be a crazy night.
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
[APPLAUSE]
In my nightmares.
So let's be scared together.
Would you like a release?
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
Okay.
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
They may come in any form.
I got blisters on my fingers
I don't know. I think I love you.
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
On that thing?
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
Okay.
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
Oh, come on, give me a break.
I would understand
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
- Say it again. - Yes!
[SCREAMING]
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Yes, yes, I do.
And how do we control the external? With one word.
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
HOBO: And what did you say?
Okay. That should just about do it.
I don't know what you want me to say.
Thank you.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
[BOTH CHEERING]