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- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
It's starting.
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
It's a Ducati.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
Yeah.
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
HOBO: And what did you say?
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
It's me again.
- Say it again. - Yes!
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
So let's be scared together.
[PHONE RINGS]
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
Do you dance?
I would understand
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
Okay.
I got blisters on my fingers
Good evening, Los Angeles
ALL: Surprise!
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
[BOTH CHEERING]
You paused.
Yes, yes, I do.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
On that thing?
Would you like a release?
You may be my last loan.
And how do we control the external? With one word.
And you're not sure about this, are you?
Oh, come on, give me a break.
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Oh, my God.
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
Okay.
Okay. That should just about do it.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
No, I don't at all.
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
In my nightmares.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
Yeah. Sure.
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
I don't know what you want me to say.
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
Are you ready to make a covenant?
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
Whoa.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
I have been such a dick and a douche.
[APPLAUSE]
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
[SCREAMING]
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
[LAUGHING]
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
Oh. Yeah, right.
You have given out...
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
They may come in any form.
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
Thank you.
I don't know. I think I love you.
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I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
It's gonna be a crazy night.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
I've been thinking...
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
I was gonna tell her. I just never...