Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
I don't know. I think I love you.
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
You have given out...
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
[PHONE RINGS]
Oh. Yeah, right.
Do you dance?
I've been thinking...
- Say it again. - Yes!
Okay.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
Yeah.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
They may come in any form.
It's a Ducati.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
It's starting.
ALL: Surprise!
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
Would you like a release?
And how do we control the external? With one word.
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
In my nightmares.
[LAUGHING]
I have been such a dick and a douche.
I don't know what you want me to say.
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
Good evening, Los Angeles
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
I got blisters on my fingers
Okay. That should just about do it.
[SCREAMING]
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
I would understand
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
[APPLAUSE]
It's me again.
Thank you.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
It's gonna be a crazy night.
Oh, come on, give me a break.
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
No, I don't at all.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
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And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
Are you ready to make a covenant?
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
Yes, yes, I do.
So let's be scared together.
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
You paused.
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
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...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
You may be my last loan.
[BOTH CHEERING]
On that thing?
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
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- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
Whoa.
And you're not sure about this, are you?
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
Yeah. Sure.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
HOBO: And what did you say?
Oh, my God.
Okay.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.