Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
Okay.
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
Oh, my God.
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
You may be my last loan.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
It's a Ducati.
Would you like a release?
Do you dance?
It's starting.
Okay. That should just about do it.
Good evening, Los Angeles
You have given out...
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
[SCREAMING]
It's gonna be a crazy night.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
It's me again.
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
You paused.
On that thing?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
In my nightmares.
Yes, yes, I do.
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
ALL: Surprise!
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
And you're not sure about this, are you?
Oh. Yeah, right.
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
- Say it again. - Yes!
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
Yeah.
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And how do we control the external? With one word.
Yeah. Sure.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
HOBO: And what did you say?
So let's be scared together.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
Whoa.
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
[APPLAUSE]
I would understand
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
I've been thinking...
[PHONE RINGS]
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
Thank you.
No, I don't at all.
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
Okay.
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
Are you ready to make a covenant?
[BOTH CHEERING]
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
I don't know what you want me to say.
Oh, come on, give me a break.
I have been such a dick and a douche.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
They may come in any form.
I got blisters on my fingers
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
[LAUGHING]
I don't know. I think I love you.
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.