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ALL: Surprise!
Yes, yes, I do.
[SCREAMING]
I don't know. I think I love you.
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
It's a Ducati.
Whoa.
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
Oh. Yeah, right.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
Would you like a release?
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
Oh, come on, give me a break.
[BOTH CHEERING]
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
I don't know what you want me to say.
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
Do you dance?
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
Are you ready to make a covenant?
Yeah.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
Okay.
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
- Say it again. - Yes!
And you're not sure about this, are you?
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
It's gonna be a crazy night.
Yeah. Sure.
I would understand
Oh, my God.
I've been thinking...
You may be my last loan.
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
You paused.
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
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- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
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HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
It's me again.
Okay. That should just about do it.
And how do we control the external? With one word.
It's starting.
You have given out...
On that thing?
In my nightmares.
So let's be scared together.
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
They may come in any form.
[APPLAUSE]
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[LAUGHING]
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
No, I don't at all.
I got blisters on my fingers
Thank you.
Good evening, Los Angeles
Okay.
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
[PHONE RINGS]
HOBO: And what did you say?
I have been such a dick and a douche.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.