Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
It's me again.
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
I don't know what you want me to say.
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
[LAUGHING]
I would understand
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
[SCREAMING]
- Say it again. - Yes!
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
You paused.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
Are you ready to make a covenant?
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
Would you like a release?
And you're not sure about this, are you?
Oh. Yeah, right.
Whoa.
It's starting.
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
Yes, yes, I do.
Yeah.
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
Good evening, Los Angeles
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
No, I don't at all.
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
So let's be scared together.
Thank you.
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
Okay.
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I've been thinking...
Okay.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I don't know. I think I love you.
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
ALL: Surprise!
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
It's gonna be a crazy night.
They may come in any form.
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
Yeah. Sure.
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
Do you dance?
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
[PHONE RINGS]
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
And how do we control the external? With one word.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
I got blisters on my fingers
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
Oh, my God.
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
Oh, come on, give me a break.
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
HOBO: And what did you say?
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
Okay. That should just about do it.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
[APPLAUSE]
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
On that thing?
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
You have given out...
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
It's a Ducati.
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
You may be my last loan.
[BOTH CHEERING]
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
I have been such a dick and a douche.
In my nightmares.