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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Poor thing.
What's all that noise? At night, after Runt's tantrum...
Whew! Thank God they're not back yet.
What the hell are you oking at?
And this is funny 'cause you're irresponsible.
Daddy!
What?! I was gonna surprise you.
I'm not irresponsible.
We'll never make it without a miracle.
Cavalia starts in ten minutes.
A cigar!
Oh, God.
Steve and his friends are definitely gonna
What was that call?
Not helping.
of Kirkland lubricant under the seat.
(splutters)
And a stack of Spanish-language quinceañera cards?
as if it were a cigar.
Steve, did you...
(heart monitor beeps rapidly)
Hayley, it is with many, many, many, many reservations
It's no big deal.
Uh, yeah.
Just try to act older.
(neighing)
I wanted to prove you wrong.
I can get it!
Oh, the receipt.
I'll get you booze.
I'm cool with that, I'm just checking.
Oh, my God, what have I done?
Keep puking, Hayley,
You're doing great!
(honks bike horn) Move it!
Stakes. Conference.
You know, maybe this is a wake-up call for me.
I wanted it to be perfect.