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WILL YOU REMEMBER US WHEN YOU'RE HUGE?
JASON DESIGNED IT HIMSELF. BUILT MOST OF IT MYSELF, TOO.
BEN FRANKLIN WAS OUT OF HIS MIND.
SO I PICKED ME.
THAT'S "SWEPT AWAY" KIND OF HUMILIATING.
OH, YOU KNOW -- THE GREENHOUSE.
NOW, SAID PARCEL IS CITED
HELLO?
* FLYIN' AWAY ON A WING AND A PRAYER *
I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
IT'S WORTH IT TO KEEP OUR STREET CRED.
IF LINDSAY HADN'T FOUND THAT LETTER...
WHAT? HUH?
May: JUST AS LONG AS RORY DOESN'T STAY TOO LATE,
OH, HEY, THE NIGHT OF THE RALLY,
YOU'RE STILLING "YAYING" IN YOUR HEAD, AREN'T YOU?
AH, I'LL SEE YOU AT LUKE'S!
AND WE'RE STILL KIND OF SHARING IT.
* I'M WALKING ON AIR
THIS IS A NICE MAN WHO IS GROWING SOME VERY NICE TOMATOES,
NO TRAFFIC.
IT'S NOT A LOT OF CASH, BUT IT'S PRIMETIME PLACEMENT.
SOOKIE, I JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD LUCK,
HI. INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FRIEND.
IF YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF THING.
OH, GOD, I HOPE NOT.
AND THEN LEAVE TOWN IMMEDIATELY,
AND WE'RE DESPERATE.
BREAD. THAT'S $1.10, SO WE'RE AT $17.33.
Hon, shouldn't we maybe talk about this?
WORKING AS TAYLOR'S ASSISTANT
TO YOUR CONSTITUENCY?
WE DO NOT HARASS THE VOTERS. THIS IS NOT FLORIDA.
WHOA, PROHIBITION SALLY.
THAT'S VERY INDUSTRIOUS.
UP TO 500 TIMES THEIR BODY WEIGHT.
I AM YOUR MAN.
WELL, WE HAVE A NEW TOWN SELECTMAN!
[ INSTRUMENTS TUNING ]
IT'S THE SONG JACKSON PICKED. WE HAVE TO PLAY IT.
[ "HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN" PLAYS ]
I DON'T LIKE THE TONE OF THAT "10-4."
* BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
VROOM.
I KNOW, BUT NO VOTES? NONE? THAT'S HUMILIATING.
[ Affected voice ] "HOW'S DEAN?"
* I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF *
TO STARS HOLLOW? HOW?
OKAY, THAT'S NOT ENGLISH, HON.
TOO BAD ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH ALL THAT.
IF YOU'RE NEEDING MORE, I GOT A NICE CROP OF TOMATOES.
ASHER LEFT HER A 300-POUND ANTIQUE PRINTING PRESS,
THAT'S SWEET, BUT WE'RE GOOD.
IF THE FRONT DOOR OPENS, IT'LL SET IT OFF.
OH, THANK YOU.
MAYBE WE COULD GO TOGETHER. NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
May: DEAN? WHAT, MOM?
I TALKED TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN TOWN,
[ SIGHS ] I'M LEARNING, I'M LEARNING.
WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY?
IT'S TOO LOUD. NO, IT ISN'T.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M USING MY OWN MONEY FOR THIS.