Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

TOWN SELECTMAN.
UM, I HAVE A CAR, AND I'LL DRIVE TO YOU.
YOUR MOM GOT A NEW PLANT.
HELLO?
IT'S MILES AWAY FROM THE EDGE OF MY PROPERTY.
AND THE SPATULA'S MINE.
YEAH, THIS IS MORE PAINFUL THAN TICKS!
I need you to come home. NOW?
I LIKE YOU, ZACH.
HE JUST STOOD OUTSIDE ALL NIGHT
THANK YOU, AND GOD BLESS.
THE NEXT TOWN SELECTMAN OF STARS HOLLOW,
WHO IS THAT? IT'S LUKE?
WOW. SLEEPING WITH YOU IS GETTING ME NOTHING.
OR WHETHER THEY'RE OF THE ONE-, TWO-, OR THREE-HOST VARIETY.
IF YOU NEED SOMEONE IN CHARGE OF HOMELAND SECURITY,
THUS, NEW TO THE TOWN MEETING --
HEY, I'M YOUR GROUPIE. BUT DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.
WE'RE GOING TO WIN?
WELL, THEN, NOT FOR ME.
WE'RE GONNA GO UPSTAIRS.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
I'M SO SORRY. IT'S OKAY.
[ VOLUME DECREASES ]
YOU SHOULD JUST TELL HIM.
HOWEVER, YOU DID PUT YOUR MIDDLE NAME
IN 5.1 SURROUND.
HEY. HEY.
OKAY. SO YOU KNOW TWO.
OH, HELLO, MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER. WHAT DO YOU NEED?
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
I WOULD HAVE TO TEAR IT DOWN TO MOVE IT OVER SIX INCHES!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
I DON'T WANT TO GO PARADING OUR RELATIONSHIP ALL OVER TOWN.
BUT SOMETIMES, IT'S THE BUNNY-LOOKING GIRLS
HOW ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW --
SONNY AND CHER, THE EARLY YEARS.
BARRY, I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON CUCUMBERS.
WE COULD WEAR MASKS. THEY WOULDN'T KNOW IT WAS US.
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT TO LINDSAY.
I WAS JUST GONNA GET A LITTLE --
OH, NO, NO, NO. SORRY, DON'T, NO.
HMM. VERY "MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE" OF YOU.
I'M THE PERSON WHOSE FOOT
I GUESS I COULD ALWAYS GO WITH CANNED. I HATE CANNED.
NOT THAT THERE'S NOT SUCCESS STORIES.
WE'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF YOUR LITTLE ANNOYANCE.
THIS WHOLE SITUATION'S TURNING OUT TO BE
ONE PRE-JENNY/BLAKE BREAKUP, ONE POST.
IS HE GONNA SELL IT?
WHAT'D YOU SAY? I SAID, "WHO WANTS POP-TARTS?"
SORRY. YOU WERE SAYING?
I WORKED OUT THE CAR THING. THAT'S NOT GONNA BE AN ISSUE.
YEAH. THINK IT GOES GREAT WITH THE ENTIRE WIDTH OF THE ROOM.
[ PLAYING "STAR-SPANGLED BANNER" ]
EVERYBODY, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
WELL, IT'S THE TOWN SELECTMAN ELECTIONS,
OPPOSED?
LISTEN, I'M GONNA PLAY YOU TWO RILO KILEY SONGS --
UNLESS IT'S "SHOAH," YOU TWO ARE GETTING CARNAL.
TAKING UP DRESSMAKING?
BUT HALF THE REASON YOU GO TO A STARBUCKS
JUSTIN AND CAMERON HAVING TROUBLE AGAIN?
* BREAKIN' ME OUT OF THE SPELL I WAS IN *
AND UNANIMOUSLY, THEY'RE ALL VOTING FOR JACKSON.