Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND FEASTS ON HIS NEXT BLOOD MEAL.

THE ONLY THING MORE UN-ROCK 'N' ROLL THAN COUPONS

JUST MOVE IT OVER SIX INCHES.

YOU'RE A TAYLOR TEASE.

BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN EVER SHOW OUR FACES AGAIN.

I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE PERMIT

Clara: I TURNED IT DOWN.

ON THE ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION.

WOULD YOU STILL HAVE LEFT HER?

AND AS TOWN SELECTMAN,

MORNING, MAGGIE. HOW'S THE FAMILY?

SO GOOD TO MEET YOU. AND SEE YOU AT THE POLLS!

THAT IF YOU SAY TO PEOPLE,

LET'S JUST VOTE ON WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT US TO VOTE ON.

SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ]

THIS MEANS YEAR-ROUND VEGETABLES.

NO ONE ELSE WILL HAVE ONE,

* LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME *

PLAYING ONE OF JACKSON'S FAVORITE SONGS OF ALL TIME,

WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT HEART?

IT'S 9 1/2 FEET FROM THE EDGE OF YOUR PROPERTY.

GRAB US A COUPLE BEERS, WOULD YOU?

Really? YEAH, NAKED.

THANKS, KID. Tell Jackson I'm rooting for him.

DON'T HATE THE TICK MESSENGER. HATE THE TICK.

SONNY AND CHER, THE LATER YEARS.

WELL, THERE'S YOUR DAUGHTER.

OH, FINE. CAN'T COMPLAIN.

THEY GET PISSED AND LEAVE.

YOU LOOK ALL SMALL AND SQUEAKY,

UH, TOO BAD ABOUT ALL WHAT, TAYLOR?

I'M NOT BRINGING "BOYS" HOME. I'M BRINGING "BOY" HOME.

I HAVE MY THINGS, YOU KNOW?

MAYBE PEOPLE WHO ARE NEW TO OUR TOWN --

CRASHING. ABSOLUTELY. CRASH AWAY.

IS GOING TO PREVENT HIM FROM SITTING DOWN.

[ VOLUME INCREASES ]

THE FOOD, THE PANS, THE BOWLS, THE SPATULA.

* SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING

IT'S GOOD. GOOD?

[ INDISTINCT VOICES ON TV ]

HEY. DID I KNOW YOU WERE COMING HOME? NOPE.

* MAKIN' ALL MY WISHES COME TRUE *

OH, I'D GET A BABYSITTER IF I WAS YOU.

* IF YOU NEED * IF YOU NEED

THIS IS THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED.

I DON'T WANT TO BE SELECTMAN.

MOM, I HAVE TO STUDY. I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY, OKAY?

I LIKE LUKE'S BREAKFAST.

$1.40, SO WE'RE AT $18.73.

OF TAYLOR'S OLD-FASHIONED SODA SHOP AND CANDY STORE.

OKAY, THEN, I'M OUT. YOUR TURN.

OKAY, WHO NEEDS REFILLS?

DEAN! WAS SOMEONE AT THE DOOR?

I KNOW -- "YAY." BUT IT'S KIND OF SAD, ISN'T IT?

I'LL BE THERE. Really?

* FLYIN' AWAY ON A WING AND A PRAYER *

PARIS, IT'S ON MY BOOK BAG.

I'M AWFUL, TOO.

10 FOR TAYLOR DOOSE.

WELL, IT JUST MADE SENSE. I MEAN, I HAVE A CAR.