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SO, IN CLOSING, FRIENDS, BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU,
UH, I'LL TURN IT ON WHEN SHE LEAVES, MOM.
I DIDN'T MISS IT AT ALL.
IS THAT -- YEAH, YEAH.
OH, MY GOD. COME ON. HOW LONG IS THIS TAKING YOU?
THAT'S WHEN A TICK CLAMPS ONTO HIS HOST,
I CAN TELL. HIS NECK GOES AWAY.
OH, WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT BEFORE.
WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT HERE. I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO PUT IT.
ARE WE WALKING OR WHAT? WE'RE NOT WALKING.
"WANNA COME BACK FOR SOME BEERS?" AND YOU DON'T HAVE BEER,
WE COULD MOVE IT ABOUT SIX INCHES IN ANY DIRECTION.
AS BEING IN VIOLATION OF SECTION 423,
Great. Okay.
OKAY, SEE YOU TUESDAY.
Clara: WHAT?! TURN IT BACK DOWN!
BECAUSE I WANT TO SET THE ALARM BEFORE DAD AND I GO TO BED.
HE'S NOT GONNA LOSE.
Paris -- I thought he was married.
YES, I DO. UH, HOW YOU DOING, PARIS?
WELL, SORRY. IT'S FROM MY DEAD BOYFRIEND, OKAY?
BUT BEFORE HE DOES,
This the the day The music died
AREN'T GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR THING HERE, ARE THEY?
THEN HE'LL GET STEW.
WE'RE NOT GONNA LOSE.
SO YOU'LL TELL ME IF MY BUSINESS IS IN YOUR WAY?
I'M GETTING COFFEE.
ISN'T THAT THE GREATEST TOMATO YOU'VE EVER EATEN?
THE MEASURE IS DEFEATED
WE'RE JUST GONNA WATCH A MOVIE, AND YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US.
Who's weird? I'm weird?
DRIVE. YOU GOT YOUR CAR.
THIS IS A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE,
WHEN SANITY AND REASON HAVE BEEN RESTORED TO STARS HOLLOW.
Jackson: NO. OKAY.
AH.
OH, IT'S ON WHEELS? NO, IT'S NOT ON WHEELS!
SO THANKS FOR ALL OF THE SUPPORT AND THE NICE THOUGHTS.
THERE'S A SIMPLE SOLUTION, IF YOU WANT TO HEAR IT.
[ SLURPING ]
HEY, YOU'RE UP.
YOU TAKING OFF?
LISTED ON ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION."
* I WILL FOLLOW
I'M GOING IN MY ROOM NOW.
AND SUPPORTING ME IN THIS...
FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR DRESSING UP TO TALK TO YOURSELF.
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE VERY PROMISING YOUNG MAN
ROUNDING THAT UP MEANS ONE PERSON NEEDS TO BE POLLED,
YOU WANT TO COME HERE?
DEAN'S FATHER'S IN THE BASEMENT. HE SAYS HELLO.
NEED I MENTION THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CASUALTIES
YOU WERE ASLEEP. OH, NO, NO.
SURE.
IT'S BUILT TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF YOUR PROPERTY.
* BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M WALKING ON AIR *
COME ON, TAYLOR. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
JUST GATHER YOUR CRAP UP, GET IT OUT. I NEED THE TABLES.
I WILL. UM, SO, HOW'S SCHOOL?
WELL, I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE.
I KNOW. SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
* BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M WALKING ON AIR *
THE DIFFERENCE IS, WHILE YOU ARE LUKE, WE'RE NOT AT LUKE'S.
WE ONLY NEED TWO LOUSY PARKING SPACES. WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?
DRINKING 9,000 GALLONS OF HUMAN BLOOD.
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
IT'S CALLED A RECALL ELECTION.
BY ZACH LURING WOMEN BACK TO THE APARTMENT WITH CHEAP BEER,
SMELLS GOOD.
CHEESE WORKS. THIS IS A TURNING POINT.
GOOD. [ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, WHEN IT COMES TO NOISE POLLUTION,
I HAVE THE PICTURES OF THE HEDGES RIGHT HERE.
HELLO!HELLO!
SO, WHEN YOU WENT UP EARLIER, YOU WERE GOING TO BED.
YOU ARE GONNA BE SO FAMOUS.
* BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
HEY, THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE. TAYLOR BUGS YOU, TOO.
I WANTED TO TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY THANKS --
MMM. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
NO, RORY!
I GOTTA GET SOME AIR.
BUILT IT WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS.
WHAT'S THAT?
* LA LA LA LA LA LA