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BUT IN THE NEGATIVE, YOU HAVE --
UNFORTUNATELY, NO. I HAVE NO WAY TO GET THERE.
HUH? OCTOBER!
OH, SOOKIE, I REALLY NEED SOME COFFEE. FIRST THIS.
OKAY, I THINK I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE G's
OKAY, MAYBE YOU WERE MISSING MY SUBTLE SARCASM THERE
THAT'S RIGHT. A DIFFERENT VESSEL.
AND YOU JUST NEED TO OIL YOUR KNEES
HERE WE GO.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
YOU GO TO BED EARLY, WHICH MAKES SENSE,
THANK YOU. WE'RE DONE WITH DINNER.
BOYS, LEAVE US, PLEASE.
GEE, I WONDER WHO I JUST VOTED FOR.
I PHOTOGRAPHED IT BEFORE YOU MOVED IT,
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
I'll look to see if there's a bus or something.
AND I'M GONNA MAKE STEW FOR JACKSON.
SO COUNTING HER, YOU, ME, JACKSON, AND KIRK, THAT'S FIVE.
NO ONE PLAYS GUITAR LIKE YOU, ZACH. TOTALLY.
IS TO GO TO A STARBUCKS, TO GO OUT AND SEE THE PEOPLE.
HE WAS SITTING THERE ALL ALONE IN THE DARK,
BEFORE I HURL. YEAH!
I'LL SEE YOU IN ABOUT AN HOUR?
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS NECK OF THE WOODS THIS FINE EVENING?
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH JAMES JOYCE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
WANT TO WATCH TV?
RIGHT.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...
A THING TO BE ADMIRED AND CHERISHED.
AND GO SEE THE WIZARD AND GET A HEART AND DROP THIS!
AND LOCK UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? THAT'S KIRK.
THANKS, KIRK.
GRUNT, GRUNT, CAVEMAN STUFF,
GOOD NIGHT.
HEY, AREN'T YOU TWO HANDY WITH A KNIFE AND FORK.
* SUDDENLY I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD *
THAT'S GOOD.
DAMN IT.
* ALL THIS TIME YOU WERE PRETENDING *
ANNA, HI! HI, LORELEI. BIG NIGHT, HUH?
I DON'T LIKE THE TONE OF THAT "10-4." I DON'T LIKE THE TONE OF THAT "10-4."
JACKSON PICKED A SONG, SO I'LL GET THAT TO YOU.
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE, FLEETWOOD MAC.
MEANING "GIRLS." I WOULD PREFER IT BE GIRLS.
YOU WON'T GET MAD? NO, I PROMISE.
IF I WANNA MAKE IT... THEN I'M GONNA GROW IT.
UH, NOTHING. IT'S JUST, UM...
JACKSON IS SOLIDLY IN THE LEAD.
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET YOUR SEAT BACK.
WE JUST HAVE TO STAY FOCUSED AND DO THIS ONE VOTE AT A TIME.
THAT'S IT, DAVEY.
BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE IT RIGHT HERE.
WE HAVE TO GO FOR IT. [ LAUGHS ]
RIGHT HERE, LIVE ONSTAGE,
IT'S A CLASSIC NOW. HE TURNED IT INTO AN ANTHEM.
BUT IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE, AND --
I LIKE THE...FICUS.
WE'D HAVE TO PEEL THE PRICE TAGS OFF.
HEY.
YEAH. I'M GOOD. JUST, UM...
IS THE PARCEL HOLDER PRESENT?
[ SQUEALING ]
I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK...
NOW, TO CONTINUE.
IT WILL BE A GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE.
WHAT PROBLEM?!
"CRIBS," BABY. WATCH IT.
I HAVE CLASSES.
I'm not naked. HE SOUNDS NAKED.
I'M JUST KEEPING TRACK SO WE DON'T GO OVER.
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D COME BACK TO TOWN TO SEE IT.
ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE, OKAY?