Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Carla, what am I making?

That goof will be on the cover of Saturday Review someday.

- Thank you. - Don't mention it.

I'm probably gonna regret this, but you could work here.

Are you nuts? They're up to their ears in linebackers!

What can I get you?

it would break her heart again.

Goofy? Are you talking about Sumner?

When Sam offered me the job, I laughed in his face.

And where better than here to study life in all its many facets?

I do need a job. And I'll find one.

and I'm now going to reward myself by getting out of here.

Now, look, buster.

What he actually said was, "Come with me and be my love,

Diane's been my teaching assistant for two years.

Barbara, that's very human of you. I'll be right over.

What makes you think I would ever work in a place like this?

Sam once struck out Cash, Kaline and Freehan with a tying run on second.

A shame such an astute observer of human nature is stuck behind a bar.

You're gonna find someone a lot better than that goofy professor.

- Carla's late again. - Nuts.

Excuse me. Where is your bathroom?

How about an ID?

Well, not in the traditional sense.

- Why can't you tell us? - Yeah, what's the big deal?