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Guys, listen, regroup, regroup.
I-It's not even... it's not even close. I mean, I...
How may we help you?
I once broke into Paige’s apartment and sniffed on her panties.
Oh, there it is, Mac. There it is.
we will ply them with liquor and then I will present to them
Just get a black eyepatch, you know?
- We need you to sign that. - I thought I was getting an eye.
I could give the whole month's rent right here.
- Mm. Mm. - They are delicious.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Don't clap for that!
It’s ok
my apartment's an icebox. Thanksgiving's gonna be ruined, you know.
So much better than a traditional Thanksgiving.
We're having a conversation. There's one chair.
That's what they did, and that's what we're gonna do.
"Go break the ice"
Beefs are best left simmering under the surface-- I've learned that now.
This guy's not gonna pay the rent till Hwang fixes the heat.
- It'll be official. - Good.
I'll eat the skins. I'll always eat the skins. I love the skins. It's where all the vitamins are.
What? Goddamn it! Beef! No, I got beef with that.
Why didn't you get the ones we like from the Wawa?
- Oh, my God. - Wait a minute. That was you guys?
- Uh... - Happy Thanksgiving.
Okay, give it some thought. Give it some thought.
Yeah, or saying we're sorry, which I'm not doing.
I'm not signing shit until I get an eye. You owe me.
- S-Some good crackers. - Huh?
- Oh, my God. - This is a mess. This is a mess.
Goddamn it.
We got a disaster on our hands, a disaster.
It's time to hit the reset button, wouldn't you say?