Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's why he smoked the Sodomies in France.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
That's a hoot and a holler.
Oh, gosh, that was close.
No problem. Are you sure you don't want cheese sandwiches?
Stanley might lead our team to victory for the first time in decades.
Hold the football like you'd hold your lover.
Sick! Shut up, dude!
Why is that Jewish kid playing quarterback?
Nonsense! Not with my nephew at quarterback. Right, Stanley?
Have you seen Sparky? He's not back.
Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television.
- I want $500 on the South Park Cows. - Are you crazy?
Oh, my! I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1 938!
Yeah, maybe you should take him to a Barbra Streisand concert.
- I love that song. - "Loving You"? That's perfect.
Even old Scratch here.
Hello there, little pup! I'm Big Gay Al.
...but a vomitous oil that oozes through their veins...
b is for big gay al
With my new friend, Big Gay Al.
And for dying for my sins. That was nice of you.
- Crap! Now what? - Who cares if your dog's gay?
It's really cool that we beat the spread.
- There you are. How's it going? - I'm super, thanks for asking.
He showed me his sanctuary and took me on a boat ride...
- Mr. Chef, sir? - Yes, Pip, what is it?
- Elementary alumni? - That's as far as most got.
No way! Everybody knows that Sylvester is the toughest dog in South Park.
You jerk. Dirt bag snake
Okay, children, I know you're excited and nervous...