Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The other dog's the one that's confused.
My dog Rex follows me to football practice all the time.
- It appears you still don't understand. - What don't I understand?
Now, children, we've got to handle the ball better.
Create your own meme I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
I can't concentrate because my dog is gay.
The little running back is down! I think he's...
Sorry, son. Get your ass in there!
You can't always score, but when you do...
- Hi, Sparky. - Who's that?
Now sit back, relax and enjoy "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride."
I'm glad you found my Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
He's part Doberman and wolf. He's the toughest dog.
- Well, you sure do act like it. - I do that to get chicks, dumb-ass.
Uh-oh, look out, it's the oppressors!
Richard can't sing a high F, he always screws it up.
How about I use a helmet today and someone else doesn't?
Don't forget your assignments. They're due for everyone but Stan.
Athletes are treated better because they're better people.
- Chef? - Ever so gently.
- Getting my best friend back. - Get in there, boy.
All right, Richard!
With a minute left in the half...
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
That's the gayest dog I've ever seen.
I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King!
- What?! - I think your dog is gay.
- Beefcake! - I'll tell you.
Evil down to their black hearts, which pump not blood...
But it was here, right here. There was a techno dance club.
Yes!