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And suddenly it hit me: two people were committing to a life together
You missed my poem and most ofthe reception,
who not only put me up, she threw this soiree in celebration of my deparure.
Your name's on the invitation, too.
Then we should dance to it.
Six months to find me an end table and she plans a wedding in four weeks.
Say hello to my date.
l'm addicted to ''Architectural Digest''. Jeremy Fields.
''Just be careful not to eat any buckshot!''
Then they might never have met.
They say when you get a place of your own, someone will propose.
Jeremy could use my key.
l want someone who's going to be with me until the end...
Everybody ready?
But next time, be at the door...naked.
Your father just felt me up.
l'm offiicially out of men to fuck. l have to get married or move.
A week later, Miranda threw Jeremy a going-away party.
lfthey get married in less than a month, l'm not going.
The next night, l made the mistake oftelling Big about the poem.
lt's amazing.
- Well, l'm pretty beat. - Did you want to go?
l give them three months. What are you wearing?