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(snoring)
Mm, you know, built this fort.
You're a real pro, Ned.
♪ Make it go away ♪
Next one goes through your fuckin' eyeball!
-It's going swimmingly. -Is it? I can't tell.
Next!
♪ ♪
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And if her husband gave up the sea,
I managed to calm him in the end.
♪ Miles from nowhere ♪
-Doug: Go ahead. -Yep.
We made a contract in front of God
What if life just...
No!
Why isn't this finished yet?
Yes, well...
Um, we're having a thing on deck
-(yelling) -♪ When I reach the end ♪
-So, we're havin' a thing on-- -(both shouting)
to resolve the mess I've made.
That's funny. I haven't heard much about you.
Why not just smother me with a pillow? Or use a gun?
Edward probably wanted to discuss feelings or something.
Come on. Open up.
I hate to say it, but it would've been
-Blackbeard: I'm in here. -Oh god!
-I think I have. -Really?
Remember, my Marcus was the undertaker.
He's alive!
We went to elementary school together.
Well, feels nice to tidy up a little.
♪ To reach there ♪
The door's the blue cushion.
Looks that way.
Oh, who knows?
as natural causes.
Can't believe I was living like this. Can you, Iz?
Choose your next words wisely, dog.
Is it safe to have a candle in here, do you think?
I'd like a shot.
Mary: And we laugh a lot.
(Mary and Doug laughing)
Are You....?
Have at it, chaps!
Anything you want to, uh, tell me?
in a silk gown pining for his boyfriend.
Oh, fuck me.
(Evelyn clears throat)
Blackbeard is himself again.
Look at that.
I am the Kraken.