Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need a Cobra Hammerhead!

I think maybe he just gets frustrated, you know?

Anything you need, ask.

...convinced them that it'd be a great idea to call their restaurant...

Fine. Don't have a cow.

They better not be using my HBO

- The news always upsets you. - Forget the news.

I don't care. I ain't pooping in that thing. I got my standards.

I don't care. We should be out having fun.

This is for you. It is a...

Eddie and his bonehead ideas.

I'll make up the couch! Yes!

Since I married, I haven't flown. I'll never work for an airline.

I'll have a talk with my pee pee.

Let me in, baby. Let me in.

I can't believe this! What a big boy! Good boy.

- It was an emergency. - You shouldn't be here.

That is it. I have had it with this park!

Why does everything have to be your way?

Other than that, how did you like it?

And you can potty too Yes, you

Now Daddy has an account with Corporate Pilots.

- For what? - Because I'm taking him to baby gym.

...Julie is a girl and you are a boy, okay?

You know what he did? He picked up a crack pipe.

- Shut up! - Shut up, you!

I miss you so much.

Hey! My friend's back.

I have to talk to Jimmy. This is crazy.

The biggest problem I got is squinting my eyes all day.

- This one? - No penis.

Is it in the tub, maybe? Did she break it off?

Everybody together. Who am I talking to here?

Or, "How'd you like that movie?" It's just this face that says:

When you want to take a whiz, you do...

Pull over. I can walk faster than this.

Come on, twist.

Then I had this flash of having kids and the kids making that face.

Mr. Toilet Man eats your doo doo and your pee pee.

It's Saturday at 10:00, and we're here with our 10-40s.

All right, take Julie. Go see Daddy. Go see Daddy.

He tells me the salary, and I wanted to kick his ass.

Intellectually it takes at least three dates to know somebody.

- What are you doing? - I'm sorry.

But eventually you have a heart attack. Jump up and down like that.

Tune her out. Tune her out.

Yeah, I'm fine. I just wish James would get here, so I can go to work.

Okay, I can do it holding on.

Every two weeks he calls Mollie for money.

Yes, like that. Fine.

I see my tired baby sitting there, and I know he's got to get up early.

Want to think about getting toys in here?

I'm not taking him to the park anymore!

GIVE ME YOUR PEE-PEE

Jews and Italians dance in circles.

Who the hell is that?

I don't remember it having batteries, but I'm sure that it's fine.

If your mother doesn't stop bossing me around, I'll never be a good dad.

Hey, that's mine!

Rona, this is my brother, Stuart.

...who'd rather sell their toes than get up and walk a block.

Does that make you happy?

- You know what it is? - Get a load of those eyebrows.

You like this house? It's a very good house.

Yes, you are my prisoner!