Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The biggest problem I got is squinting my eyes all day.
Is it in the tub, maybe? Did she break it off?
Rona, this is my brother, Stuart.
I'll make up the couch! Yes!
Pull over. I can walk faster than this.
- The news always upsets you. - Forget the news.
- It was an emergency. - You shouldn't be here.
Stop!
Okay, I can do it holding on.
GG
Yeah, I'm fine. I just wish James would get here, so I can go to work.
Always works.
This is for you. It is a...
A penis.
All right, take Julie. Go see Daddy. Go see Daddy.
...Julie is a girl and you are a boy, okay?
Let me in, baby. Let me in.
I see my tired baby sitting there, and I know he's got to get up early.
- This one? - No penis.
Every two weeks he calls Mollie for money.
Everybody together. Who am I talking to here?
Anything you need, ask.
Mr. Toilet Man eats your doo doo and your pee pee.
But eventually you have a heart attack. Jump up and down like that.
They better not be using my HBO
Fine. Don't have a cow.
Yes, you are my prisoner!
...convinced them that it'd be a great idea to call their restaurant...
Or, "How'd you like that movie?" It's just this face that says:
Does that make you happy?
Eddie and his bonehead ideas.
Since I married, I haven't flown. I'll never work for an airline.
That is it. I have had it with this park!
He tells me the salary, and I wanted to kick his ass.
I'll have a talk with my pee pee.
...who'd rather sell their toes than get up and walk a block.
Tune her out. Tune her out.
Intellectually it takes at least three dates to know somebody.
I need a Cobra Hammerhead!
- For what? - Because I'm taking him to baby gym.
I don't care. We should be out having fun.
Why does everything have to be your way?
I'm not taking him to the park anymore!
I have to talk to Jimmy. This is crazy.
Yes, like that. Fine.
Want to think about getting toys in here?
Come on, twist.
It's okay.
If your mother doesn't stop bossing me around, I'll never be a good dad.
Jews and Italians dance in circles.
Hey! My friend's back.
And you can potty too Yes, you
I don't remember it having batteries, but I'm sure that it's fine.
I don't care. I ain't pooping in that thing. I got my standards.
- You know what it is? - Get a load of those eyebrows.
You know what he did? He picked up a crack pipe.
Now Daddy has an account with Corporate Pilots.
- Shut up! - Shut up, you!
Then I had this flash of having kids and the kids making that face.
It's Saturday at 10:00, and we're here with our 10-40s.
Oh, hi.
GIVE ME YOUR PEE-PEE
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry.
I can't believe this! What a big boy! Good boy.
Yes! Yes!
How about him?
Hi, honey.
Hey, that's mine!
You like this house? It's a very good house.
I think maybe he just gets frustrated, you know?
When you want to take a whiz, you do...
Who the hell is that?
I miss you so much.
Other than that, how did you like it?