Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Ted Narrating] Kids, your Uncle Barney grew up without a dad...

to capture this particular moment, but I'll give it a whirl.

And how is my delicious little grandson?

Sam and James began to discover how much they had in common.

I'm James Stinson.

And then there's the most popular parental lie in history... Santa.

# Just stand ##

You may be able to talk the brain surgeons you pick up into doing whatever you want...

[Lily] Santa's still a lie, and I'm not lying to our kids.

[Ted Narrating] So there we were, helping Barney pack up his childhood home.

Okay. Hey, you guys see Deadliest Catch last night?

What? You know what you're doing down there.

When was the last time you saw...

Like when we tell Ted he'll meet the right girl and settle down.

But as he hugged Loretta, surrounded by the boxed-up remnants of his happy childhood...

- # Stand # - # Won't you stand by #

- How? - I sent her another e-mail.

On the back, Mom wrote "Your son."

Well, my head's kind of spinning too.