Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But like super buff, like in Cape Fear.

into what I'm pretty sure is a tantric sex temple.

and it wasn't always easy.

Man, I thought I was a light-skinned Caucasian...

Sorry. African-American.

I don't know. That guy.

He's gonna say 'A re you finished? ' more times than a waiter at a busy restaurant."

This explains why I was always so awesome at basketball.

I hit 6'4" in the fifth grade, and then I just stopped.

- So, Ted. - Hmm?

"Dear Liz, I hope it didn't sound like I was trying to oversell Ted.

Wait. "Everyone"?

I was all, like...

until you can escape from your humdrum lives by hearing how awesome mine is.

- You ready for this? - For what?

But he's clean, open to criticism and not into anything too weird.

I'm not lying to our kids.

With her new hippie husband Clint.

Some of the senior partners are really getting up there.

[Ted Narrating] Eventually the strangest afternoon of our lives...