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Is your sister still around?
- Look, he's a great magician. - [Hysterical Laughter]
This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.
Do you see my son? He chose his girlfriend over me.
[Voice On Phone] You have 101 unheard messages. First message.
[Narrator] Michael did tend to take the Christmas party somewhat seriously.
- Colored? What color was he exactly? - Blue.
The worst that could happen is I could spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on!
Okay? Thanks very much. Hey. I thought you were at your party.
Sorry. I gotta go do this. I'll be right back.
You have no idea what it's like to be abandoned by your son.
in case the Blue Man Group needs their understudy, so-
My mom is very stressed out, and she needs something that I can't give her-
When you walk into costco
I JUST DON’T WANT PEOPLE’S KIDS GETTING THEIR STICKY FINGERS ALL OVER MY $2,600 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #300.
I was almost attacked last night in my own home.
[Continues Shouting, Indistinct]
Or even- [Bleeps] even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
[Narrator] And for the second time since he became president...
- You doing this alone? - Yeah. Well, thanks.
How am I supposed to calm down?
Everybody dance, now.
- Thank God I don't have to go. - So glad to hear you say that.
Okay, okay, okay. So, should- should- should- should, should, should-
oh, I got blown
and you're acting out for attention.
Oh, yeah? You think they're gonna go right for the pants?
[Whispering] Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here.
- What's that supposed to mean? - Well, maybe you're a little bit lonely...
Maybe I'll put it in her brownie
Everybody dance now.
um, maybe a little afternoon delight.
I got you, brother!
- [Chuckles] Hey, you guys are sticking stuff on Gob's suit? - Shh.
Oh, I just got blown
[Over Microphone] Everybody dance now.
Did you see that he showed up at the party for five minutes and left without saying good-bye?
this has been pleasant and professional.
- [Michael On Phone] Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. - [Groans] Bluth Company.