Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so I guess what this says to me is, I doubt anyone was trying to break in, Mom.
- Another one of Dad's suits? - Hey, I'm the president now.
Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart...
- [Phone Ringing] - Nonetheless, it's family first at the holidays.
- Hey, my mom doesn't even wanna be in the same room with me. - Michael...
Yeah. Watch this. [Sucks Teeth]
everybody listen now
And I'll personally- [Long Bleep]
I'm filling Dad's shoes... literally, except his shoes don't fit.
They used to roast Dad 'cause they thought that...
- Maybe we should go to this party together. - Really?
I walk in, and there's a colored man in my kitchen.
I know some of the numbers haven't all added up, and there is some speculation...
You complained all the time, and she was my only wife. And she died.
Merry Christmas.
He's spending every moment of the day with this girl.
How would you like to go on a road trip?
and it went through to Michael's home voice mail.
'cause you didn't think about going out to Tarzana...
In the 12 years he's attempted this...
Make an appearance? Uh- Uh- No, no. It's okay.
Now, if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.
[Narrator] And Gob couldn't move freely. Lucille tried to stop...
Or- [Bleeps] fisting or- [Bleeps]
That means she's not gettin' any from my brother, Oscar. Lovely. That's nice.
These are my awards mother, from space force.
with me being businesslike and you being the good-time, useless party guy.