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You and I have been down this road before, and we both know where it ends.
We're close, yet if anybody asks if we're married,
or the constant threat of terrorism.
She is such a relentless chore that every time she's harping at me,
- I do not have a crush. - What is this?
Except this is my only set and I'm afraid you might eat them.
You'd rather hang out with someone you don't even like than be alone?
But we heard you say take it all Nicky
I'm glad I struck a chord.
No.
No, I was in there with my buddy Danny from the gym.
I love that you think about me at work.
I know. You don't wanna be rusty at sex
When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you made.
Hold it too tight and you'll crush it.
It's sad.
...99, 100.
Irv didn't look great, but I didn't have time to talk.
Godspeed, sir.
You don't enjoy hanging out with me, do you?
Mr Mid-Life, we both know what this is about.
I hate my girlfriend.
or whatever you call this two-headed freak show.
We're both good-Iooking guys. Right?