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Daddy, be nice.
They don't fit,
Now that we've seen Elvis and felt his presence,
I don't wanna do the wash, Al.
buying quarter-inch lug nuts at Willie Hardware and Lumber.
No, Peggy, that's the dryer.
Then, a gorgeous Martian with three big hooters comes out
Why is it only women see Elvis?
but, you know,
but as an extension cord to the King.
Something terrible has happened.
Boy, you just can't stand
Well, it was more like he kind of bumped into me,
Dad, could you raise both your arms?
Look, I'm gonna drive down to Youngstown
He actually said that?
One on the back for dancing.
but it was the way he said it.
the sun is setting, and my shirt wants to party.
right now and straighten this thing out.
Yes, ma'am, but our problem is what we're dealing with
[SOUTHERN ACCENT] "Peggy, I could've talked through anyone,
Did he really give you a massage?
Al...
I'll show you Elvis.
Don't let anyone touch that shirt.
let's honor him
Do you realize
that Peggy hasn't told Marcy
He's the one person I'd cheat on Steve with.
"and we'll enjoy a life of fast living, fast cars
Al, I just saw Elvis.
You know, Marce,