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What could Elvis have been thinking
that you just had more sex today in this house
Aw, God, what a miserable day.
His hips undulating, swirling, grinding,
Honey, you would've been so proud of me.
your wife and your sweat stain ruined my life.
but Elvis was gone.
They meant smoking,
in Al's body.
You know, the woman in Denver who saw Elvis in her eggs
Yeah, you could be right.
even dumber than women.
Get out!
It's that there are people out there
It's caused by the special oils and spices
Excuse me, uh, Peg,
And then I said,
but, you know, when you're married to Al,
again and again,
and here you are, Mr. Total Eclipse.
Clark Gable is dead.
I don't have any clean shirts, Peg.
Steve, we've got 700 pairs of blue suede shoes.
No one dances slow anymore?
You know what the worst part is?
Better take something for that cough, Peg.
Thank you, ma'am.
We're competing with Graceland here.
We own that machine.
Let's see what else he sweat.
Look at the stain.
Heathen.
Ahhh...
What are we going to do?