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Now, go home and clean my shirt!
Give me that.
Steve, if it was up to me, you'd have your wife back,
There's only one dead guy in the mall, Peg,
and you're looking at him.
Then Steve's stupid appendix burst, and I woke up.
I spent every penny you have, but not a cent more.
no one wishes he were alive more than I do.
Let me get to the point of my visit, Al.
Shoes.
Quick, Al, lower them.
best to stay out of their way.
He was an idol, a sex symbol.
much like when they're shopping, sick or horny...
Uh, where's the pharmacy?
It doesn't show up in a mirror.
Anyhow, what I'm saying here is Elvis is dead,
[SNEEZES, REGISTER DINGS]
It does look like him.
is thinking, one day, a spaceship will land.
but by no means one of Al's best.
Peggy...
Oh, I already did.
[***]
I know, let's compromise.
[MURMURING INDISTINCTLY]
I knew those kids would ruin my life.
now it's so clear.
[BELL RINGS]
There's nothing to buy there.
And then, as if the kiss wasn't enough,
"He ain't nothin' but a hound dog.
I've been to Graceland.
We're with 20th Century Shrines.
Well, then he said, "Leave your husband.
That the tough part of my day is not over yet?