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I'll give you everything I have.
It's a lot better
I want my wife back.
I have to put these shoes away.
There's five bucks in it for you.
[KNOCKS]
"Two gross of skinny Elvis pens,
E-excuse me, ma'am.
Oh, God.
prying my wallet out of your claws.
Well...him and Boom Boom Mancini.
Peg--
[SILENTLY]
You fold them.
not being the center of attention.
Howdy, ma'am.
but you have the pores of Michelangelo.
and your ad said, "We fit every foot."
singing "Viva Las Vegas".
[SIGHS]
Honey, I really did. I just saw Elvis.
And with men what they are today,
Oh, Al.
The Pelvis.
what's happening here?
Hi there. I'm Ollie.
Elvis was spotted in Youngstown, Ohio,
Number one, Elvis is dead.
What's the third hooter for?
Now, I am just an ordinary woman...
Point is
and make change for the pay toilet?
She saw him!
Not as I have been,
Now I need a little tip for Alejandro.
Hold me.
I'm telling you, Marcy, I saw him.